The long awaited (or not) Waluigi oneshot book. Featuring some of my AU's. Enjoy while I have internet on my laptop. This is currently the only book I'm posting for lol. Enjoy the lanky lad, his bro Wario and the many different versions of Waluigi that my brain made as they love you... Slow updates because of writers block, medical shit and other life stuff. The only Waluigi (and Wario) x reader fanfiction that isn't crackfics or sloppy porn. Just too many AU's and Waluigi being a househusband.

*This is going to be a Beauty and the beast AU* Dipper and his sister are well-known for their intelligence and oddness from the folk in gravity falls. These two were different from the rest of the towns folk, that's what made this special. Men are supposed to be good at haunting, strong, and not so smart... Dipper loves the paranormal, loves to read and write, intelligent young man with an over protective side. Woman are suppose to hate the outdoors, love putting make up one themselves, not athletic at all...Mabel on the other hand loves and lives for adventure, doesn't want anyone to bossy her around, more independent. Ford and Mabel go off in a horse to get a delivery from another kingdom. An odd change in weather occurred and it was snowing in the beginning of June. They saw this castle and went inside to seek shelter, not knowing of the great danger that lay ahead. Their demons capture and placed them inside a jail, Dipper noticed their disappearance their his sister horse comes back. Dipper rides off to find his sister and ends up making a deal with the demon. Gideon has forgotten about Mabel and fell in love with Dipper two months after this whole thing a hundred times. Gideon will do anything to bring his Dipper back.