"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

Kinsley Berke, just a normal but weird British girl who accidentally types the wrong number into her phone. While chatting to a random stranger on text message she realizes she might have made a friend or even much more. This story is inspired by the dreamwastaken fanfic Area Codes by @ihaveajuicebox (you should definitely read it)

This is a sequel to my other story 'Prophecies and Lies'. I would suggest reading that one first. This story will contain spoilers for the Dream SMP, PJO, HoO, ToA, and possibly Magnus Chase and the Kane Chronicles. Cover art by Shard-the-Glaceon on deviantart

Purpled has always been quiet and closed off. He keeps to the shadows and stays out of the way, trying to remain unnoticed. The freshman gets average grades and has only had a few unexcused absences. He's nothing special and doesn't do anything out of the ordinary. Or, at least, that's what they all think. Unbeknownst to his school and classmates, Purpled is in debt. His parents abandoned him and his older brother at a young age, forcing them to fend for themselves. But his brother was too young, too naive to handle the responsibility. So he, too, left the child. Purpled had to learn how to support himself at a young age using any means necessary, including getting involved with a shady, illegal fighting business called Hypixel...

King Philza of the Antarctic Empire had two sons. Prince Technoblade, the eldest of the two, was originally meant to be King but had chosen to become a knight instead. And Prince Wilbur also chose against becoming King. He wanted to become a musician and had chosen against learning his royal duties from a young age, instead enhancing his skills with a guitar. Although Techno was a great knight, and Wilbur was an amazing musician, the Antarctic Empire was left without an heir to the throne. Until Tommy was born into the kingdom's life. However, the queen died giving birth to Tommy, meaning he never got to meet his mother. The kingdom was both overjoyed and devastated at the loss and gain. But rest assured, King Phil would make sure Tommy became King. He was the Empire's last hope. Even if that meant forcing Tommy into doing something he hated. And you already know that Bigman Tommyinnit doesn't like being told to do things he doesn't like.

the untold story of Sally and Wilbur

marked mature for suicide, self-harm, violence, and eating disorders. another one in the infinitely multiplying crowd. welcome. i don't think i need a plot description for this. warning: may contain mentions or actions of: self-harm, panic attacks, eating disorders, depression, anxiety, suicide, violence, etc. reader discretion is advised. warnings will be above each chapter.

(Kind of weekly updates :D) Tommy lands an internship at a highly respected corporation, full of heroes that want to hunt down Vigilantes like himself, all he has to do is stay low, and try not to get caught. Which is kinda hard to do when the top heroes are pretty much shoving themselves into his business, and his life, while hunting him down as his vigilante self. It's a wild, twisting switch between a good and comforting relationship and one only filled with spite and misunderstandings. It doesn't help much either when Tommy continues to push his real feelings aside for the sake of his best friends and brothers, Ranboo and Tubbo. It doesn't help even more when he's still mourning his life before Tubbo and Ranboo. His life with Business Bay and Essempii Earth. *ART CERTAINLY DOES NOT BELONG TO ME + credits to the amazing artist* Inspired by greenpinkroe "Tommyinnit a Vigilante? Never", on (Archive of our own/ ao3)

Wilbur gets out of an abusive household, forced to live on the streets with nothing but a broken guitar. He finds an unlikely home in a nearby bakery. Based off some oneshots i did :) Cover art by me as always

Drista's always been alone because of her protective brother. One day she breaks of her promise by leaving the forest. This causes her to wander into the land of the Dream SMP. *First time creating a story! Advice is appreciated* *Enjoy the story* ~I am to lazy to fix grammar maybe one day I will but I hope you enjoyed this story~ -I might be writing more Drista- 'Dual Posted'