In which i bless you and cleanse you of sins

Just a warning, this is not at all accurate to the time period or any real events. I am also doing this on mobile. Other than that, I think the title is self explanatory.

U idiot" said Britan "No one will love u" "Yes they will." Said America "But why? We have tea?" said Britan America pauses "We have beer and eagles." The whole world gasped AMerica was victorious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Democracy for all "But wait" says England " i hv to tax you and stuff before you can escape from this dicatorship" I sigh for I know I have to write a breakup letter "SOmething cool it will be called the Declaration of Independence." "Imma also make a day where we drink beer and eat hamburgers and ride around in red white and blue underwear and have fireworks- JULY FOURTH!!!" Suck it, Britan

George Washington is the first president of the United States. He is rich and pampered and famous. The town members look up to him, and Washington never really notices them. Until a tall man with a black beard and a top hat appears in the crowd, and George Washingtonś heart is taken. But can the famous George love that town man? Find out by reading Let Me Love Him!

Megamind goes through a series of heartbreak. Will he ever find love?