(this is satire i repeat this is satire swear to god if anyone takes this seriously i'll push u down the stairs sue sylvester style) Youre Slash Naime is not like the other girls. She eats space food packets and drinks toilet water unlike those other cool girls with their cokes and chicken nuggets,smh. When her mom dies of anti vax syndrome Youre is forced to live with her father,Jake Gylenhall,and his son Bryce Hall.Follow Youre Naime as she navigates new school life,boys,the mafia,vasectomies and more of the usual boring small town problems. She thinks she can settle down easily until one day...a tall dark and handsome white boy stick insect shows up to ruin.it.all.......at least thats what she thinks bc shes so self centred. Then ANOTHER bad boy shows up....on his moped.....in what she assumes is a fursuit....but she is oh so wrong.....dumb bitch.....