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You're a Badger, Harry by onyxjay
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Harry goes back in time, losing all the progress he's made - and all the forks he had. No, seriously, he's now forkless. Help a guy out, would ya?
A Trio of Serpents by onyxjay
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"A Potter, a Weasley, and a Muggle-born in Slytherin. That's a pretty odd combination, don't you think?" Amazing cover by Khabootea
Valhalla High (A Magnus Chase Fanfic) by chestnutia
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Magnus Chase just needs to survive one more year of high school. So when he's transferred to Valhalla High School for his senior year, he decides he'll just blend on in. Too bad all that plan goes awry on the first day.
Wattpad Fails: The best of the worst by sarcasm_with_J
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Wer kennt es nicht, man durchforstet auf der Suche nach einer guten Story halb Wattpad und dann findet man das genaue Gegenteil: Eine Geschichte direkt aus den tiefsten Zirkeln der Hölle. Ohne jegliche Grammatik, voller Ungereimtheiten und mit mehr Dummheit, als man sich je hätte träumen lassen. Aber es gibt dennoch Hoffnung in dieser trostlosen Welt, denn eine wahnsinnig tolle und perfekte Person kämpft unerbittlich gegen die Inkompetenz anderer Wattpad-Autoren. (Das bin ich, falls euch das nicht ganz klar war.) Wer weder Ironie noch Sarkasmus versteht, ist hier falsch. Ihr werdet dieses Buch nicht mögen und mir nur Kommentare schreiben, die so dämlich sind, dass ich meinen Kopf für die nächste halbe Stunde gegen die Wand schlagen möchte. Menschen, die allerdings meinen Sinn für Humor teilen, sind herzlich willkommen! Tretet ein in mein Reich und lasset euch verzaubern und ganz und gar von meiner tollen Art einnehmen. Wenn ich das in aller Bescheidenheit so sagen darf.
Miraculous Ladybug: Get me out of here by FridayHater
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John is an ordinary guy living in Paris, but he has a secret: he knows the true identities of Ladybug and Chat Noir! Not because he's a crazy super villain - he just used common sense! It was so obvious to him; he wonders why no one else has figured it out. Unfortunately for him, he somehow manages to find himself in the middle of a lot of villain attacks. Will he ever get peace?
"Wrong Number, Kid" by Pikachu_Lover_623
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This book may seem long but it's only because there's a lot of mini chapters. Enjoy~! Peter Parker, for the most part, is your average teenager. He had his own daily routine that never seemed to break. That is until one fateful day where he simply typed in the wrong number. Who knew that would completely change his life?
Three Day Field Trip to Stark Tower by soowshie
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Peter Parker and his Decathlon team go on a three day field trip to Stark Tower. Peter is anything but excited, because of the Avengers, who he knows are going to annoy the shit out of him. Everything would be fine, right? What could possibly go wrong? A lot, apparently.
Oh God Not Again! By Sarah1281 by ariisgreat1
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THIS IS NOT MY STORY. But yea Harry goes back in time.