hoes burn with hElmo. don't be a hoe. Copyright 2015 © -zakijae and other cool peeps 2 years later wtf is thIS

(THIS IS A JOKE I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE) Biden and Trump are both running for president, however trump and soon realize he's caught feelings for his own enemy. How did he catch feelings? He doesn't even know, he doesn't want to like him but somehow he does. He can't like Biden, he's in a relationship with pence! Imagine how poor pency the twink would feel if he knew what trump felt about his own enemy.

your new lord and savior

this is where ill post my oneshot shit

read rn if u want to read it btw this is a joke 😳 My main inspiration for this book is a speech that Obama once said Go to sleep and never wake up ❤️ -Obama

CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW MR. KRABS!