『 °˖✧ ¢σмρℓєтє∂ ✧˖° 』 In which Felix wants to rant so Jisung gives him a stranger's number. unknown: "Um but when we throw up, do we poop from our mouth? it's eating my braicnells" Yikadoodles: "Brain cells* And what the fuck-" _____________________________________ español : @awhiedustic ~ Chapters are either too short or too long, there's no in between- Jk, it just varies 😂 ~ Contains profanity ~ Boy x boy ~ Text AU, may include narratives (not often) [Start: 03.10.19 End: 03.11.19 ] #2 in Straykids (26.12.19) #7 in ChanLix (15.10.19) #1 in Hyunsung (19.10.19) #1 in Chan (21.12.19) [#35 in Bangchan] #20 in Skz #42 in Minho

[leecatboy] ever heard of stranger danger? [hanluvchescke] but where's the fun in that? or where jisung messages a stranger who ends up becoming a lot more :^) ------ please don't forget to vote and comment if you enjoy the story!! it would mean a lot to me <3 ----- rankings: #6- fall #17- realistic #1- genuine started 10/24/20 ended - 4/17/21

[ C O M P L E T E D ] Minho was amazing at calming kids. Whenever the teachers ever had a more than troublesome student, they would always call for him. He knew exactly what to do and what to say when there was a temper tantrum or endless crying. And he always calmed children down-always made them smile in a matter of minutes. Though with adults... he was a little lost, especially when Jisung's glossy, clouded eyes meet his gaze, brows stressing over his eyes and cheeks burning a horrible red. "Am I a bad parent?" He asks, Minho shaking his head profusely. But maybe he answered too quickly, perking up when he noticed Jisung almost cry harder. OR Single father Han Jisung is suddenly called to school regarding his daughter's bad behavior. Instead, he ends up crying in front of the teacher.

"I'm not!" "Yes, you're a virgin! And I'm pretty sure that you also are gay and a bottom." "Whatever you say!" "I can teach you some things, virgin stripper!" "..." Felix is a well know guy in his college for working at Lust Nightclub as a stripper. Chan is a well know guy for have already fucked almost everyone in college, boys and girls. Started: June 29, 2021 Finished: August 11, 2022. Extra: January 18, 2023

Felix was a Criminal Psychologist of great recognition within the police. It was part of his day-to-day to analyze the behavior of criminals and their victims. It was part of his day-to-day to find evidence that police officers would never find. And so it was also part of his day-to-day to look out of his bedroom window every morning and watch his hot neighbor from the building beside his, come out of the bathroom with just a towel wrapped around his waist, sometimes even naked. Little did he know that a frightening event would change his entire horny morning routine.

minho was a rich and successful business man, but he needed something that he didn't really have time to do, so he solved the problem the only way he ever really knew how to solve problems, by buying something, no, not something, someone. As far as minho was concerned, buying someone was no big deal, well it will be a big deal when he sees the real side of the person he has actually bought.

"have you ever even touched yourself?" - b.c. "...i'm just an inexperienced virgin." - l.f. a/n desc; lee felix's agitation against his insecurities, made him unable to satisfy his girlfriend in their relationship. the grief ultimately led him to take up sessions of therapy so he could provide his best for his girlfriend. what happens when the oblivious male catches feelings in the state of misconception? will bang chan, his sex therapist, figure out why Felix's demeanor brought him weak to his knees? or will he too, push away these uncertain feelings in the fear of commitment? rankings; #1 chanlix 18-04-2022 #1 bangchan 05-11-2021 #5 skz 12-11-2021 started: 09-09-2021 ended: 09-04-2022

a clingy jisung doesn't understand why his crush suddenly gave all his attention to the maknae . ~~~ started: august 6, 2021 finished: august 16, 2021 published: august 16, 2021

oneshots of minho and jisung ! 🥰 includes: fluff💕 angst💔 spicy👀 smut🔞 cws like littlespace/ mpreg are always mentioned at the beginning/ in the title 😇 any possible tws will be marked "⚠️" and the warning will be specified if i think it's necessary ! updates will be frequent but probably not scheduled !! enjoy!! <3

✧"You don't want them to hear us,do you?."✧ Jisung works at McDonalds and lives in his own house,spending every night of his young life in front of his laptop by himself. One night he decides to visit a website called „www.LonelyAndNeedyNights.com" Where he can text and talk with hot ass dudes. Jisung tries everything to hide his little secret so that he doesn't seem like a needy ass pervert. {COMPLETED} -------------------------- Soooo yeaaa this ff will probably be a LITTLE smutty and dirty hehehe. ಠ‿↼ 😛💦🍆 BTW ITS FULL OF MEMES HEHEHEHEHEHE SO IF U LIKE MEMES U ARE WELCOME ❤️😫😫😫 I hope none of my classmates or relatives will find this holy fuck they would never think that I would write stuff like this dbdbjs anyways,enjoy 💀💀💀💖