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Queen's Place: I Pick Up Men In The Apocalypse  by Kalina_
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Lila Benedict woke up one morning only to realize... she's back in time. Seven days before the zombie apocalypse. Betrayed by the men she once saved, she swears: no more handsome men. No one. Ever. But fate... has a sense of humor. Not only does she inherit a house system straight out of a female lead's dream, it comes with a catch! To unlock its full power, she must find four men. And these aren't just any men. There's the infuriatingly charming celebrity, the cold and calculating CEO, the mysterious genius doctor and the wild card who's trouble with a capital T. Each holds a secret crucial to her survival... and maybe her sanity. Can Lila survive the apocalypse, keep her heart intact, and figure out how to deal with four impossibly perfect men at once? One thing's for sure, this time, she's not going down without a fight!.
My Shopping Mall Space: Fleeing Famine and Natural Disasters! by NancyBlue
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Novel Rating: 10/10 The saying "extreme joy begets sorrow" was likely coined for Lu Qingran. Just an hour ago, 28-year-old Lu Qingran had been promoted to manager of a department store. An hour later, she was in a car crash on her way home. When she woke up again, Lu Qingran was still Lu Qingran, but she had become the peasant girl Lu Qingran. Since she was here, she would make the best of it, Lu Qingran thought optimistically, but reality had other plans. The peasant girl, Lu Qingran, had lost her birth mother early. Her father remarried, and her stepmother, having given birth to two plump, healthy boys in three years, had become the family's hero, elevating her stepsister's status in the process. The stepsister had a marriage contract to a dirt-poor family. The stepsister refused to marry, making Lu Qingran the only suitable substitute bride. The young girl couldn't bear the thought, and when she woke up again, the soul within her was new. "I'll marry for you, but only if you sever all ties with me," the new Lu Qingran declared. "From now on, I will have nothing to do with any of you." The stepmother and stepsister couldn't have been happier. The in-laws were poor, true, but the father-in-law was honest and decent, the mother-in-law was sharp and capable, and the younger siblings were sweet. The family was harmonious. As for her cheap husband? Lu Qingran could only say that Heaven had been kind; she had actually encountered such a peerless good man. Then came the great drought from the heavens. Grains yielded nothing, barbarians invaded, and the people were forced to flee. From then on, drought, locusts, torrential rain, floods, plague... natural disasters struck relentlessly. While others fleeing the famine withered to sticks, the Yan family members were rosy-cheeked and plump. Her severed family came knocking to sponge off her good fortune. Lu Qingran's response was sharp: "Who are you? I don't know you." Author: Translator:
Transmigrated into a Farmer's Wife, Raising Three Kids, Stockpiling Grain to Rea by NancyBlue
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Novel Rating: 10/10 Jian Xiu, was a renowned post-apocalyptic agent. One day, she suddenly transmigrated and found herself in the body of a poor and shabby farmer's wife. To make matters worse, she ended up in the fourth family, which was already at a disadvantage. . Not only did they have to work the hardest, but they also got the least to eat. . The biased father-in-law said, "From today onwards, the four members of the fourth family will only get one steamed bun per day." . Jian Xiu replied, "Why should we? It's time to divide the family. This family must be split up." .. After dividing the family, Jian Xiu's life became prosperous and full of energy. Even her husband, who had become paralyzed after falling off a cliff while delivering goods, slowly started to recover. . However, just when the family was living a thoroughly satisfied life... Title: Transmigrated into a Farmer's Wife, Raising Three Kids, Stockpiling Grain to Reach the Peak Author: 帅气男儿 Translator: Alfarcy
Heart-Thief System: Affection Is a Weapon by every1couldfuckoff
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She woke up inside a romance novel... as the villainess. And the system only gave her one command: Steal the male lead from her best friend. Failure means erasure. Not death-worse. Non-existence. Elara was never meant to be the heroine. She was never meant to be loved. But in a world where affection can be measured, tracked, and manipulated... love becomes a game. A dangerous one. A fragile girl with a borrowed face. A kind best friend who trusts her too much. And a cold billionaire who slowly starts looking at her like she matters more than he should allow. The more perfectly she plays her role... the more something inside her begins to break. Because winning his heart is easy. Keeping her own might be impossible. And the system doesn't allow hesitation.
The Ger Is A Part Timer [BL] by Star_Bem
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A/N: Had a bout of inspiration; may edit and then republish some time later after finishing writing another story, since I'm more focused on my other book -- [BL] Videre -- at the moment. Nonetheless, cheers to good reading and writing~ I'll brew this story first. I wanted some sweet and fluff in contrast to my other work. Book cover is atrocious btw, I know, lolol. I'll change that when I'm more focused on it. Just ignore like I do. Hehe~ _+_+_ Yu Yan is a curious little thing. Bridal classes? Easy. Archery? Swordsmanship? Martial arts? Horseback riding? Are kidding him? His father is a General! Unfortunately, Yu Yan had to marry the Emperor when his father, the mighty General, had died. With the pernicious palace life suffocating him, he had unexpectedly died before he could successfully run away. Hm? But what's this? It isn't the end? He's not dead yet? God: Hello, transmigrator~ Congratulations for successfully passing the screening of becoming a Heaven's part-timer! You have been chosen among a million of your peers and will be given a chance to reincarnate a different world of your choosing. We guarantee lots of benefits~ Of course, you can also decline and reincarnate back at your old world. Now then, what will you decide? Yu Yan: Can I be a doctor at that new world? God: Of course, of course! Whatever you want, you can be as long as you can protect, monitor, and stimulate the son and daughter of that world~ Yu Yan: Can I retain my memories? God: Anything you want! We can even retain your own body and just insert you into the world's trajectory. Now, please choose which book or world trajectory you want to work on~ Yu Yan after he transmigrated into the book: ....This isn't what I signed up for. Prince Gazef: I'll let you be my private doctor. I'll provide anything and everything you need and want. I'll be your sugar daddy if you want. Yu Yan: ...Alright, I'll stay after all.
The Professional Asset in the Apocalypse (Reverse Harem) by LadyLaDeMa
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In her past life, she was an asset, a professional murder scene cleaner (or even the murderer if paid well) for underground syndicates. Blood didn't scare her, but a normal life? That was a luxury she never had time for. Then she died and reincarnated inside a peaceful Boys' Love novel she once binge-read while in hiding. As a quiet florist named Ruri in a background town, she enjoyed her boring new life. No gunshots, no messy cleanups, just tea, flowers, and watching the beautiful main bottom Elis seduce his harem of top-tier tops. All was well... Until the genre shifted. One sudden apocalyptic event later, the world was in chaos. People awakened strange abilities, beasts roamed the cities, and humanity was divided into powerful Sentinels and normal people. And Ruri? She turned out to be the first existing Guide, able to soothe, power-up or control, any Sentinel through her touch. Now every Sentinels wants her. And strangely... the BL bottom and his dreamy harem? They're looking at her now.
HEAVEN'S BLESSING by IvoryValentia
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What if one day you found a book that told you what would happen to your life? What would you do? Did you say "I don't know?" because like, same. I was beyond baffled. But since I knew the people in the novel, and I quite loved the story, I proceeded with how it went with the exception of keeping myself safe. I mean, I'm not stupid. I had a clear goal set in mind. I made friendly-friendly with all of the main leads, and when I had the chance, I booked it. "Goodbye, I hope you all live well." I wrote it down on a piece of paper. I then wiped a crocodile tear off my face as I dropped the handkerchief dramatically in a fake scenario I made up in my head. In reality, I had just left a letter regarding the breach of our contract as well as divorce papers that I had already pre-filled. Surely he'll fill it up without any problems after my much effort to gaslig- *ehem* persuasion. But what I didn't expect was for 'them' to chase me back. All four of them without me noticing it. "..*sigh* Fuck". WARNING 18+ . . . . **Reverse-harem** Eight book I've made Date Started: Date Ended: Copyright Notice: ©2023 Ivory Valentina. All rights reserved.
[BL/Yaoi] Mistakenly Picked Up My Sister's Eroge Game Instead of My RP Game. by Sir_Ottin
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Kagami had just bought the most recent and advanced VR technology. In addition to the VR set, he bought the RP(role-playing) game that was recommended. However, while picking up his package, he mistakenly confused his order with his sister's perverted dating game. Clueless, he entered the eroge game with anticipation. And... Kagami stared at his good-looking elf brother who pushed him against the wall: ...isn't this a bit wrong? The handsome elf brother who he admired looked down at him with a perverted expression for the first time: "I've committed sin before the mother tree, forgive me..."
Loving My Mom, Sisters, Aunts, Milfs and All Fairies and Goddesses i c by Immovable87
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[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT 18+. Contains Netori, No rape. No Yuri] patreon.com/The_Procrastinator Update Schedule Daily Updates: One chapter per week Power Stone Ranking Goals Top 100: Additional 1 chapter (release weekend) Top 50: Additional 2 chapters (release weekend) Top 25: Additional 3 chapters (release weekend) Top 10: Additional 4 chapters (release weekend) Top 1: Additional 5 chapters (release weekend) Please note that any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, real world events, or locales is purely coincidental and unintentional. The characters, places, and incidents portrayed in this work of fiction are products of the author's imagination. Discord: https://discord.gg/mXMRjzF
Novel Villain With Netori System. by ForManga0
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English is not my first language so please take care of me and if you find mistakes in it tell me I fix it as soon as possible. Max Winchester died due to an "accident" while reading the novel after his death he meet God who allowed him to travel through and do whatever he think best but on condition to make Protagonist life miserable. He also gives him the strongest system [Netori system] that help him steal Protagonists Woman, Chances, Luck etc Why does God want to make that Protagonist life miserable? And why [Netori system] given to the max let's find out All character except Max is not owned by me.