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The Ger Is A Part Timer [BL] by Star_Bem
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A/N: Had a bout of inspiration; may edit and then republish some time later after finishing writing another story, since I'm more focused on my other book -- [BL] Videre -- at the moment. Nonetheless, cheers to good reading and writing~ I'll brew this story first. I wanted some sweet and fluff in contrast to my other work. Book cover is atrocious btw, I know, lolol. I'll change that when I'm more focused on it. Just ignore like I do. Hehe~ _+_+_ Yu Yan is a curious little thing. Bridal classes? Easy. Archery? Swordsmanship? Martial arts? Horseback riding? Are kidding him? His father is a General! Unfortunately, Yu Yan had to marry the Emperor when his father, the mighty General, had died. With the pernicious palace life suffocating him, he had unexpectedly died before he could successfully run away. Hm? But what's this? It isn't the end? He's not dead yet? God: Hello, transmigrator~ Congratulations for successfully passing the screening of becoming a Heaven's part-timer! You have been chosen among a million of your peers and will be given a chance to reincarnate a different world of your choosing. We guarantee lots of benefits~ Of course, you can also decline and reincarnate back at your old world. Now then, what will you decide? Yu Yan: Can I be a doctor at that new world? God: Of course, of course! Whatever you want, you can be as long as you can protect, monitor, and stimulate the son and daughter of that world~ Yu Yan: Can I retain my memories? God: Anything you want! We can even retain your own body and just insert you into the world's trajectory. Now, please choose which book or world trajectory you want to work on~ Yu Yan after he transmigrated into the book: ....This isn't what I signed up for. Prince Gazef: I'll let you be my private doctor. I'll provide anything and everything you need and want. I'll be your sugar daddy if you want. Yu Yan: ...Alright, I'll stay after all.
The Professional Asset in the Apocalypse (Reverse Harem) by LadyLaDeMa
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In her past life, she was an asset, a professional murder scene cleaner (or even the murderer if paid well) for underground syndicates. Blood didn't scare her, but a normal life? That was a luxury she never had time for. Then she died and reincarnated inside a peaceful Boys' Love novel she once binge-read while in hiding. As a quiet florist named Ruri in a background town, she enjoyed her boring new life. No gunshots, no messy cleanups, just tea, flowers, and watching the beautiful main bottom Elis seduce his harem of top-tier tops. All was well... Until the genre shifted. One sudden apocalyptic event later, the world was in chaos. People awakened strange abilities, beasts roamed the cities, and humanity was divided into powerful Sentinels and normal people. And Ruri? She turned out to be the first existing Guide, able to soothe, power-up or control, any Sentinel through her touch. Now every Sentinels wants her. And strangely... the BL bottom and his dreamy harem? They're looking at her now.
HEAVEN'S BLESSING by IvoryValentia
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What if one day you found a book that told you what would happen to your life? What would you do? Did you say "I don't know?" because like, same. I was beyond baffled. But since I knew the people in the novel, and I quite loved the story, I proceeded with how it went with the exception of keeping myself safe. I mean, I'm not stupid. I had a clear goal set in mind. I made friendly-friendly with all of the main leads, and when I had the chance, I booked it. "Goodbye, I hope you all live well." I wrote it down on a piece of paper. I then wiped a crocodile tear off my face as I dropped the handkerchief dramatically in a fake scenario I made up in my head. In reality, I had just left a letter regarding the breach of our contract as well as divorce papers that I had already pre-filled. Surely he'll fill it up without any problems after my much effort to gaslig- *ehem* persuasion. But what I didn't expect was for 'them' to chase me back. All four of them without me noticing it. "..*sigh* Fuck". WARNING 18+ . . . . **Reverse-harem** Eight book I've made Date Started: Date Ended: Copyright Notice: ©2023 Ivory Valentina. All rights reserved.
[BL/Yaoi] Mistakenly Picked Up My Sister's Eroge Game Instead of My RP Game. by Sir_Ottin
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Kagami had just bought the most recent and advanced VR technology. In addition to the VR set, he bought the RP(role-playing) game that was recommended. However, while picking up his package, he mistakenly confused his order with his sister's perverted dating game. Clueless, he entered the eroge game with anticipation. And... Kagami stared at his good-looking elf brother who pushed him against the wall: ...isn't this a bit wrong? The handsome elf brother who he admired looked down at him with a perverted expression for the first time: "I've committed sin before the mother tree, forgive me..."
Loving My Mom, Sisters, Aunts, Milfs and All Fairies and Goddesses i c by Immovable87
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[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT 18+. Contains Netori, No rape. No Yuri] patreon.com/The_Procrastinator Update Schedule Daily Updates: One chapter per week Power Stone Ranking Goals Top 100: Additional 1 chapter (release weekend) Top 50: Additional 2 chapters (release weekend) Top 25: Additional 3 chapters (release weekend) Top 10: Additional 4 chapters (release weekend) Top 1: Additional 5 chapters (release weekend) Please note that any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, real world events, or locales is purely coincidental and unintentional. The characters, places, and incidents portrayed in this work of fiction are products of the author's imagination. Discord: https://discord.gg/mXMRjzF
Novel Villain With Netori System. by ForManga0
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English is not my first language so please take care of me and if you find mistakes in it tell me I fix it as soon as possible. Max Winchester died due to an "accident" while reading the novel after his death he meet God who allowed him to travel through and do whatever he think best but on condition to make Protagonist life miserable. He also gives him the strongest system [Netori system] that help him steal Protagonists Woman, Chances, Luck etc Why does God want to make that Protagonist life miserable? And why [Netori system] given to the max let's find out All character except Max is not owned by me.
Living with a Sex Demon by TessaT
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When you move planets because you realize your fiance isn't who you thought he was, things get a little spicy. Let's face the facts, you knew he was a douche, you just didn't want to be alone. Surprisingly, you are able to buy a house on this new alien planet without so much as a credit score. Odd, but you need somewhere to live and won't kick a gifted horse in the mouth. It doesn't take long for things to get interesting once you walk through the doors for the first time. Invisible touches, scorching lips, rumbling growls, and blinding orgasms cement your decision to stay far away from your ex. But possessive supernaturals never give up on things they believe to be their property.
❝ROSWELL SCHOOL FOR THE TWISTED❞ | POLY BL by suzieislame
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"You are all insane." "That's how we got here."
End Time's Hoarding 'Queen' Returns (Hiding.Billions.of.Supplies.In.Space) by Rotten-Aunt
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♠️ She was betrayed by her subordinates, family and lover 10-years into the Apocalypse. Died a tragic death, but was unexpectedly given a second chance and returned 1-year before the End of the World. 🏴‍☠️ She, who has nothing to lose and care about anymore, promised to hunt down those who betrayed her, used her and heartlessly disposed her...in her last life ♣️ [ The Hoarding Queen is back ] _______________________________________________ ◾The Strongest dual-ability of Mental & Space. The Base Leader, who got addicted to sweeping every nook and corner of the World for supplies, has decided to lay-low and hide her tens of Billions of Materials...in this life. ◾Picking the best location to settle down, hoarding as much materials as possible, and investing in the strongest and biggest base in the future. ◾But oh! She accidentally hooked up with someone after her rebirth, and oh! She actually gave birth to twins with outstanding features and talents. ◾Is her peaceful salted-fish life still possible? Why is the rival Base Leader in her previous life, won't stop claiming her as his wife. _______________________________________________ Jan 4-14, 24 #1 End Times Jan 7-14, 24 #1 Hoarding + Hoard + Hoarder Jan 19-21, 24 #1 Space Jan 24-26, 24 #1 Zombies Jan 15-17, 24 #1 Apocalypse _______________________________________________ [Thunderstorm - Super Typhoon - Tsunami - Hailstorm - Extreme Cold - Extreme Heat - Acid Rain - Volcanic Eruption - Earthquake - Meteorites - Zombie Virus ] _______________________________________________
Serendipity ○ All 14 by ghostbirdwriter
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The last four years had been hell for the Blackbourne and Toma teams. Once the virus hit, they lost everything. They didn't know that a tiny town called New Haven, and a woman named Addie would bring them hope. ○ Addie Bennett didn't think she could hope for more. But she did. With her best friend by her side, along with the new men in town, she may just be able to find a little happiness. ○ (Disclaimer: I don't own The Ghost Bird series, or it's characters. Those rights belong to C.L. Stone. I only own my storyline and original characters.) (Warnings: Rated M due to strong language & adult situations. Sang & Kayli still exist in this story, but they will not be with the boys!)