Because I have no life

(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

(Y/n)-chan has just gotten a new job as Roger Doofenshmirtz's secretary. There, she meets the man of her dreams. Read to find out more! (tw: murder, vore)