Nothing to Prove, Everything to Improve

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Everyone has three lives, a public life, a private life and a secret life. Skylar Callaway has taken this quote to the extreme. She is the most introvert, silent, unknown girl in her public life. No one but the teachers know her name and no one cares enough to find out. Everything changes in her private life. Street racing, fights and her garage becomes her personal heaven. Her status as leader of one of the most feared gangs in town makes other shudder in fear. And that is just as she likes it. Her secret life is something no one but her knows. She's silent, lethal and doing a pretty good job at being the biggest mystery she can be.. That is until a certain popular boy unravels the one thing she cherishes the most. She's thrown in a rollercoaster of awkward situations, fights, races and sudden kisses.

This book is just a bunch of stories about my life with Social Anxiety. I hope it helps others relate and we can go through this together. Walking down the hallway, heart pounding, people staring. Suddenly everything freezes A breath, A shaky, broken breath It comes out of my lips and out into the frozen world Finally I see her, the one person I'm strong with The one person that I can let my guard down with. All the way on the other side of the hall. Times unfreezes and all eyes are on me. Staring Judging Whispering Laughing They tell me that nobody is looking But they don't understand They are what a freak! They all think when they see me I am a freak. Freak No I'm less then a freak. I'm useless. I hold back my million tears as I break into a run rushing past the staring eyes the whispering mouths I reach out and I grab the sweater of my best friend. She turns to look at me with a smile and in that moment I'm beautiful I'm smart I'm strong I'm worth it vix

A story in which a girl falls in love with a sociopath. Highest ranks: #1 in Teen Fiction, #1 in Humor, #12 in New Adult, #26 in Romance.