There was a Crooked Man, Who walked a crooked mile, He found a crooked sixpence, Upon a crooked stile, He bought a crooked cat, Who caught a crooked mouse, And they all lived together, In a little crooked house. (Very loosely based on the RPG horror game)
Are these the sort of things you like, my dear? the stories and the rhymes that make you shake? are you the sort who seeks darkness and fear? I surely hope you are, for your own sake. In here you'll meet the fear who has a face, in here you'll feel the cold under your bed, In here the childhood terrors have a space, A...
Hey This is a book of twisted nursery rhymes. If you're planning on reading this book I hope you know that it's not all sunshines and rainbows so if your looking for that sort of thing , I suggest you look elsewhere .Those of you that choose to stay .... well enjoy the book