Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Would you jump? If you saw a rip in the fabric of space would you jump? No? So if you saw a shimmery light coming from a dark mysterious void, would you jump? Still no? But if you saw the one you love fall, would you try to catch him? Would you jump after him? Really... still no? Liar! I did. I jumped. I threw myself into the abyss after him. I would have said no, to the above questions, before... But then he kissed me and... Well, I didn’t even question it. I just jumped.

“Great, see you in hell at 9 on Monday morning!" Even working in hell has a funny side. Mel accepted a job in the Hell Corporation. The push for cost-cutting, consolidation and privatisation meant most government services were contracted out to one private company and Mel was its newest employee. A series of shorts about life in a corporate hell, in no particular order. NOTE: This series of short stories has been turned into the Mel Goes to Hell series of novels. The first of these, Welcome to Hell, is available FREE where all good ebooks are sold.The second, See You in Hell, will be released on 30th April 2014.

Written when Wattpad had a 'What's Hot' list - a satire of all the cliche plots woven into one story line - Werewolves, adopted hot brothers, arranged marriages, vampires, fan-fic, gangster love, plus much more... it's a rollercoaster of a plot!

Kaitlin Daniels lost her parent's in a fire when she was only sixteen. Now she is eighteen and alone. That's how she prefers it as long as no one gets too close. But you can't always get what you want. Bain Winters enters her life and takes over. He's pushy, controlling, possessive, and an ass but he loves her. He is also a very powerful werewolf that no one dares to cross. That is until someone decides they want Kaitlin for themselves.

Riley Smith belongs to a world that is unlike any other. She has struggled with fitting into this world and has had her ups and downs but as she returns to it, she discovers all is not as it was when she left.

What do you do when the mate destined for you, repeatedly breaks your heart with his endless affairs? The only thing you can, leave. Samantha does just that. She vows to live the happy life she's dreamed of since she was a little girl. The trouble with leaving, though, is that your problems always have a way of finding you. Samantha's does in the form of her mate, Devin. She may have left him behind, but he has no intention of doing the same. He wants his mate back, and he intends to get her.

Caine is the Alpha of the Locus pack. Some say he’s strict, everyone knows he’s unforgiving, and most consider him cruel. After an incident three years ago that marked a very important part of his life, Caine decides to shut himself down from all emotion. Charlotte is a free spirit who relishes in being an easy going and friendly member of the Knight Pack. Thanks to a false accusation, Charlotte gets banished from her pack. Her Wolf has yet to make an appearance, and already Charlotte is left to wander around as a Rogue. Surely the Werewolf spirits wouldn’t pair the ruthless lonely Alpha with a lively outspoken girl who tries to live her life like a human….

'Victoria," I started but she cut me off, sneering. "My name is Tori. Stop acting like you know me. You know nothing about me." I grinned, leaning back against the wall with an arrogant smirk. "I know more than you think." From the age of 15 onwards, Tori Harlow has known nothing but the life of guns, knives and orders. After being recruited into the SA against her will, she finally starts to leave her past where it belongs. In the past. That is until she receives a letter, one that brings up her life, one that brings up her name and more important, brings up her parents. Rejected by her agency, she takes matters into her own hands and with the help of her team, perform a prison breakout on world famous Ryder Pierce. But what happens when this hardened criminal knows more than he should? And how is it that he knows more about Victoria than even she knows herself?

Twin brothers Damon and Micheal don't like to share. Not one bit. But when Micheal has to work on the night of his first date with the girl of his dreams Kendra, he is desperate to make sure this date happens, even if it means him not being there. Damon takes his place on the date and for once takes a liking to one of Micheal's girlfriends. Damon finds Kendra beautiful and just has that something that he can't get enough of. Damon knows that, the only way he can continue to see Kendra is to continue pretending to be Micheal. What Kendra doesn't know though, is that both brothers are seeing her and are both showing sides of themselves that she is falling hard for. What will Kendra do though once she realizes that both brothers have been seeing her? Will she accept both of them? Reject both ? Or choose one?