It's Christmas Eve and papa Smurf's been invited to your home tonight. I'm so sorry

50 work in progress short poems about our favourite orange suited, breathtakingly villainous moon stealer- Vector.

Hi my name is y/n and my life, it's pretty crazy. It all started when I walked down the street, I saw my best friends Shaggy and Velma. Suddenly Velma tripped over and lost her glasses. "My GlAsSeS" she yelled. She dropped to the floor and her glasses crunched below her knee. "Oh no" I said. I gave her my spare pair of her glasses from my f/c bag. "ThAnKs" Velma said. I had to go because I was late for a meeting. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I said goodbye to my friends and carried on walking down the street. I looked up at the beautiful blue sky and saw something quite peculiar... It was a man, he was flying with wings of what looked like a flightsuit... with only wings of a flightsuit... Oh no, imma fail no nut November _WARNING MIGHT HAVE SMUT IM NOT SURE YET IM WRITING THIS AS IT GOES ALONG SO LIKE HAVE FUN I GUESS_

J bricht aus Arkham aus doch er ist schwer verletzt, und der neue hat die Aufgabe bekommen auf ihn aufzupassen und seine Wunden zu versorgen..... den er ist Arzt .... nicht ganz aber fast .... kommt der neue mit J ganz alleine klar? Kann er ihm zeigen was Freundschaft bedeutet? Hi leute .... das ist meine erste geschichte .... also seid net hart zu mir:) thanxx i hope you enjoy it byebye 16. Nov #568 in FF 25. Juni #597 in FanFiction

Der Titel erklärt es 😉 Die rechte gehören den die es erfunde haben. Abgeschlossen Bonus Abgebrochen Such Ergebnis: 21.09.2019 : 1# batmanxjoker

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to read the book. I hope you enjoy it. If you enjoyed it, send me a DM for a prize. (Historical fiction) Highest ranking: #1 in romance (don't look that up) #1 in bigshaq (omg yay, we've come so far y'all!) #232 in British #1 in bobthebuilder (Previously #2) #1 in Obama!!!! (Previously #9) #15 in donaldtrump #677 in car #49 in couples (that's not bad actually) What readers have to say: @Lemiliaz "Overall, a very swaggy book." @brrracketts "cute 〰️👄〰️" @Just_a_Stranger18 "This is the funniest thing I ever read lmao" Funny comments in this book out of context: @chalamet_loverr "yeah same I got my head cut off but I got a head transplant from a chimpanzee so I'm good now"

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

yeah yeah ayo singing challenge if I win I get your windshield wipers