in which a twitch streamer calls dream a dick ironically and starts ww3 on twitter (cover art by qyukie on twitter)

"okay but what's a crack-titty?" quackity x oc

when two childhood best friends Karl and y/n end up moving in together and both get/have a job at Mr beast they see each other a lot more than some people see their best friends but somehow y/n still seem to find herself missing Karl whenever they aren't hanging out together. - don't judge me this is my first time writing a Wattpad - starting date: November 27th, 2020 ending date: 2/19/21

"Nick, that's illegal..." "chase and charli was illegal but I don't see anyone complaining." In this story ur american only for the sole purpose that tommy hates them lmao

A karlnap story that is really personal to me because it is based off of my life experiences. (Not my art)

You set your phone down when a customer walked in - a boy with fluffy brown hair and an oversized jumper. You watched him wander between the shelves for a few moments, looking sort of lost, as most boyfriends and/or husbands did when they came looking for gifts. Shame too - he was cute. Still, you walked around the counter and over to him to offer your help. You stepped up beside him next to the candles. "Hi, are you finding everything okay?" You asked. "Oh, uh." The boy jumped a little. "I'm just looking for some candles." He said. "Gonna be honest... I'm kind of lost, yeah." You laughed a little. "Would you like some help?" "Yes, thank you." He sounded relieved. You grabbed one of the shopping bags from the nearby rack and handed it to him with a smile. "So are we looking for something for the girlfriend, or mom, maybe?" "Oh, um no." He said, flushing slightly. "I just needed some candles for me, actually." Your smile widened. So no girlfriend... a interesting development.

"I'll read it out for you." Anne said, handing the cigarette back to you. "Wanted; for breaking and entering and robbery. Unknown bandit seen leaping from a window of a bank in Kempton, may be walking with a limp from the fall. Suspected to be about 5'8" and stocky build. Should any leads arise please contact local authorities." --- You hadn't even seen him there, obscured in the darkness of night - and it was obvious that he hadn't been expecting anyone to come out back. He startled, stumbling away from where he had been leaning, and your heart leapt into your throat, surprised in the worst way possible. So surprised, that you threw the bag of vegetable scraps at him as a form of self defense. The bag bounced harmlessly against the man's chest and landed on the ground. Your eyes darted to it first, but then up to the man you had thrown it at - taking in his features from the light streaming out of the still-open door. He wasn't too tall, but he had the build of someone who had known a farm life before - broad shoulders and muscle made for work, not show. His clothes were practical, and he carried a pack strapped to his back. It was his face that was the most interesting though - he couldn't have been much older than you, and he looked kind, for lack of a better word. Open, almost.

only leaving this up for the memories. i no longer support wilbur soot. THIS IS A SEQUEL. READ BOOK ONE BEFORE THIS ONE; IT'LL MAKE A LOT MORE SENSE :) a string bean sequel written by yours truly. VEE & WILBUR... your favorite fictional couple back again for more soft love and laughs.

only leaving this up for memories. i no longer support wilbur soot. COMPLETED. a wilbur soot fanfiction written by yours truly. imagine falling in love with a stranger living on the other side of the world. - most chapters are fairly short if you're into that kinda thing. THIS WAS WRITTEN BEFORE THE CALLMECARSON DRAMA. - #1 in lunchclub tag! #5 in callmecarson tag! #2 in wilbursoot tag! #1 in tednivison tag! #5 in minecraft tag!

COMPLETED!! ~~~~ This story is about a small twitch streamer (y/n) who somehow stumbles her way into the friend group of the dream smp. ~~~~~~ Note: in this book, there is no romantic relationships. I wanted to write something different than all the _____ x readers on here, so this will just be about making some of your best friends. (Strictly platonic!1!) ~~~~~~~ Info about the characters: ~y/n: a young girl aged 14 Featuring: -Tubbo_(toby) -Tommyinnit (the man and the best) -Wilbur Soot (tall singing boi) -Dream, George, Sapnap (the dream team) -And appearances from: Niki, Fundy, Technoblade, etc. Highest achievements: #1 in #mcyt #1 in #tubbo WHATTTT #1 in platonic #3 in #friends #5 in #dream #5 in #friendfiction #7 in #youtube