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A love story about an unlikely couple. (PSA: this story is meant as a joke!!!!!) If anyone wants to make this into a movie since y'all love doing that with Wattpad stories, do it so we can make money

SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?

This tutorial will tell you something awsome and intresting you will enjoy of this adventure in the bathroom

this is my 1st story so plz do not judge my kinkyness like my 3 other tomato friends they told me not to write this story on our account but I didn't listen they told me to write it on my account but swallow/suck it p.s sorry for the grammar error✌

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

(Wholesome?) stories of y/n and their bff, jesus most no-no words are censored Including but not limited to: - Jesus paints your nails -Jesus sleepover! - Jesus gets cyberbullied -Jesus says a bad word :o -Jesus goes to the hype house -Jesus self-diagnoses himself with depression -Jesus gets the coronavirus -jesus becomes a minecraft streamer -jesus gets arrested for being too thicc no disrespect to jesus, i love you man

For your smutty fanfiction needs.