MIRACULOUS SIMPLY THE BEST UP TO THE- okay I'll stop. But I love this show, and I wanna write my OWN one-shot book! SQUEALS! Enjoy the ride of Adrienette, MariChat, LadyNoir and Ladrien (maybe not so much because I don't like that corner of the love square) maybe even some DJWifi (NinoxAlya) (who DOESN'T ship these two?!) and perhaps some friend moments (Mari and Alya or Adrien and Nino) this was originally published in 2016, finished in 2017 and is being edited in 2018 and probably in 2019. there will be comments at the end of edited chapters prefaced by [caitlyn of 2018] or just [2018] - these are comments i make about my work as i finish editing them. warning - many of the early ones have an intense Twelvie Vibe. as well as many late ones. i was such a twelvie christ DISCLAIMER: I do not own Miraculous Ladybug, the characters or anything really apart from the story ideas themselves, and even then they're sometimes formed off other people's ideas. Credit for the cover art goes to whoever did it, it's cute AF. Credit for all art used to the artist - this includes songs, stories, and fanart.

Pirate captain Dream is captured by the king, in order to be pardoned, he and his crew must set sail on an almost impossible mission, to secure a mermaids tear to cure the deathly illness the king has contracted. But when this mermaid, or better put, merman starts to worm his way into Dream's heart, things start to change.

A Stripper AU, as Clay first lays his eyes on George who works at a strip club as a stripper. This tells their complicated relationship. There's a lot of spicy parts, also I love making people cry so there will be angst :D suffer. Maybe some fluff.-