"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

5 Seconds of Summer and One Direction horoscopes.

Just a fun book of horoscopes. JUST 5SOS !❤️

- "His hair is a dark dark brown, almost black, and he has sparkly brown eyes. His nose is big, but in a really cute way. And him lips are big and plump, definitely kissable." - Angelina Deborah's father past away recently, and she gets ignored at home. Her life turns into a twist when a new boy appears in her life, trying to figure her out and make her happy. But she doesn't know if anything could make her happy again. ----------------------------------------------- This story sucks. I don't know why people read it lol. cover credit: grvngemalum I love all my readers and please don't forget to comment your thoughts, negative or positive! Thank you so much for reading! Vote! Comment! Share!

I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 OR 13 SO EXCUSE THE GRAMMARS, WRONG INFORMATIONS, AND THE HORRIBLE PLOTS AND ETC. Andrea Sophia Styles, 17 years old. Never got failed in school, a scholar. First time transferee. Never had guy friends. Still not used living in Australia. She’s a really sensitive girl, her life is a little bit complicated. Having a big family problem, her parents soon to be divorced, her dad having an affair. Her life was really messed up. Calum Thomas Hood, 18 years old. Singing was his hobby, first time to be brokenhearted. Spoiled boy. Can't move on to the girl who cheated on him. Got emo, got the badass look. No one expected him to be like this. His friends wanted his old self back, the old, happy, always smiling Calum. His life was really messed up. Will they be stronger and continue to fight or will just give it up? Will the badass guy will learn to love again despise of his heart being broken? And the biggest question, will all be just pretending or will end up into something? Too many questions in their minds, will they able to know the answers?

'Jealousy is, I think, the worst of all faults because it makes a victim of both parties' - Gene Tierney Erin Thomas, 16 years old, born 15th August 1996. Undecided about her feelings towards her best friend Luke Hemmings, it just so happens to be that Luke and three other band mates have been asked to go on tour in Europe with world wide famous One Direction. Erin is asked to come along by Aston Irwin, together they pretend to go out just to make Luke jealous and to hopefully make him realize that he has feelings for his best friend. There's just two small problems, Luke has a girlfriend and Harry Styles?

"Daddy will I all ways be your little princess" Zoey whispered into Luke's ear. "Forever and always" luke whispered back and kissed her cheek.

Reina is an only child that moved to London from Ireland with her mum. After Reina's mother's bad past with Reina's father, any feelings that Reina has for a boy are strictly forbidden by her over protective mother. But what happens when a boy from Australia moves in next door who is quiet and prefers to be alone?Reina falls in love with the boy and discovers a side of him that only she has seen, but anything that happens between them must be kept a secret, even if that means running away from her mum to be with him...

"Vampires aren't real, everyone knows that." --- Where Ashton's infatuation with a boy of another kind leads to a whole load of trouble. (In the process of being edited)