Lol I wrote this in middle school and in re-writing it now that I'm in high school
!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ
The story of two star-crossed lovers, No, not that Hunger Games stuff where you kill everybody to survive, True, pure, love, without blood and violence and murder.
After Dr Phil gets cheated on, he receives a mysterious letter in the mail. Could this be the start of a new romance? Or has Dr Phil built his walls up so high that not even Phil Swift can knock them down?
You have special instructions from your boss to work late. Things take an unexpected turn. *The POV character in this is supposed to be gender-neutral but they wear a dress at one point, so just ignore that if you want to.
One day Garfield wakes up and looks in the mirror. What's this?? HES PETER GRIFFIN!? Garfield is taken back by the pure beauty and runs downstairs to go see John. John of corse, is making his breakfast (lasagna) and is also shocked by the beauty. Then the whole day John barely pays attention to Odie and is just obsess...