; the one where michael falls in love with his bus driver. (highest rank; #299 in short story)

❝ would you please stop spamming my imessage with emojis ❞ ❝ uh, no ❞ - a book of random malum conversations © 2014, Oliwia (skittlesmalum), All rights reserved

"knock knock" "who's this?" "the fuck dude, u r suppose to reply with who's there" or the one where Luke likes to message random numbers and Ashton decided to reply.