shrekxreader
this is for everyone who wants shrek to be their sugar daddy
Hi my name is y/n and my life, it's pretty crazy. It all started when I walked down the street, I saw my best friends Shaggy and Velma. Suddenly Velma tripped over and lost her glasses. "My GlAsSeS" she yelled. She dropped to the floor and her glasses crunched below her knee. "Oh no" I said. I gave her my spare pair...
I have no clue what I am doing really ~~~ THIS IS A JOKE. Don't take any of this seriously
hoes burn with hElmo. don't be a hoe. Copyright 2015 © -zakijae and other cool peeps 2 years later wtf is thIS