Not long after Jack Frost was officially appointed the Guardian of Fun, Pitch Black makes an untimely return, hiding in the shadows of his ex-partner's memories and in the tendrils of power that reside within their daughter. The Man in the Moon oversaw the birth of the child and gifted her with the power to instill courage in mortals, a direct contradiction to Pitch's fear mongering nightmares. With the Guardians' help, she must defeat the fear that dares to spread through the hearts of Earth's children. Jack takes an immediate interest in her fun-loving nature. Is it possible she feels the same?

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

choke me daddy until i fucking die

Danny Gonzales moves in with his best friend and secret crush Drew gooden after his gf died in afganistan going to war and then one night drew gets drunk and then....find out!!!