This takes place after Rise of the Guardians. You are reading in the perspective of Pitch Black's daughter. Instead of inheriting your father's powers, the Man in the Moon gifted you with the power to instill courage in mortal children and adults alike. The reader knows the first four Guardians already, but when she teams up with them to defeat Pitch, she is introduced to Jack Frost.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

choke me daddy until i fucking die

Danny Gonzales moves in with his best friend and secret crush Drew gooden after his gf died in afganistan going to war and then one night drew gets drunk and then....find out!!!