"Donna Summer, really? Disco?" "At least I don't listen to the Styx," she crossed her arms and pointed to the pile of vinyls tucked under the boys arm. "Your attempt to hide their album behind Led Zeppelin IV has failed, miserably."

Happens when you move away from New York, New York to a small place in Wisconsin and somehow meet an interesting group of teens. One sticks out more than the others, and his name is Steven Hyde. Maybe 1978 will be a good year for you?

Saffron Donovan can and WILL break your heart. (©deadIydoll)