Ice age baby and a guillotine (the head chopped offer) were just sooo meant to be! F*ck you ice age baby, you b*tch!

"I...I love you" "I love you too. But I love me more."

I'm sorry

Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol

You know it is is Cannon.

Poem bout Shrek.

PeRfecTion ye

SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?

Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!