Follow the Forbidden tale of love with Boris Johnson and his one true love... Donald Trump.

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Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

I'm very mad at Dream for killing Tommy, so I wrote this. Please Enjoy. ALL DIFFERENT SCENARIOS very stupid read at your own risk: lots of bad stuff happen, might be triggering in a way YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

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In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?

"Shrek X Bread captures the heartfelt tale of forbidden love." - Wattpad street Journal "I could do better." - Steve "Perfectly written, relatable and touching. A better love story than Twilight." - That Stranger at Walmart