What you're about to read isn't just a story. It's not a simple novel or sequel to some ridiculous fanfiction. This isn't even a work of fiction at all. For me, this was a little too real.. If you think really hard, you might even learn something about these useless words your brain is absorbing. This could teach you much more than being packed in a classroom forced to memorize mathematic functions and what country was blamed for World War II. This is the study of mind, and I will try my best to explain the series of events that led to my overall dilemma. Including the reason I watch Kenneth McCormick so closely sometimes.

According to multiple online sources, scientists know more about space than Earth's very own Ocean. In the town of South Park, no one really cared about things like that. Tweek Tweak certainly hadn't thought such odd information could be of any use to him. That is, until a new kid moves to town and shows him just how truly astounding the Heavens are.

The epitome of apathy, Craig Tucker has never been anything but nonchalant when it comes to his life and other related catastrophes. As long as he's not missing his favourite tv show or being hassled into another one of his classmates' ill-advised schemes, the boy truly doesn't care. Why should he? He's almost halfway through his Junior year at South Park High, which he's already figured out means he's only trapped there for another year and a half. Yet, there's only so far flying under the radar can get you, and unless he can get his grades up before the end of the school year, he won't be graduating with the rest of his class. Luckily, there's a blonde-haired recluse who might be able to help him - in more ways than he'd hoped.