Written to be gender-neutral so anyone can insert themselves. Because Dedede loves everyone, and everyone loves Dedede. This is not a serious fanfiction so uh you'll have to look elsewhere for that if you're really into King Dedede. Not judging you though. You do you, I guess. Cover artwork credit goes to warpstars/DDDisLoveDDDisLife on DeviantArt; image is from King Dedede Dating Simulator. Definitely play it. https://www.deviantart.com/dddislovedddislife/art/King-Dedede-Dating-Simulator-V1-1-UPDATE-DL-632146055 All images/artwork/media used inside the story (meaning IN the story, not the cover) is mine. **MAIN PLOT PICKS UP AT CHAPTER 6** Everything before that can pretty much be considered fluff or filler. If you just wanna skip right to the action, then chapter 6 is where it starts, and chapter 8 is where it REALLY starts. Alternate Titles: Obsess Over King Dedede Simulator Make Everyone Except Magolor Hate You Meta Knight's Sword In Your Liver x Reader Traumatize Kirby and Bandana Dee By Kidnapping Them And Committing A Hit-And-Run Terrorize Dreamland With Multiple Vehicular Homicides in Your Quest for McDedede's DeBurgers Enter the DreamWorks Cinematic Universe in Your Quest to Become the Ultimate Dedede Simp Axe Knight Verbally Insults You While Dragging You Through A Swamp ASMR

today is my birthday so I assume to make this fanfic

Fan Fic about 2 kids Dean and Tari along with your husband King Dedede

Currently being re-written. Re-written chapters will be cross posted on AO3. Thank you for your patience and support. -2024 Update