Swords? Check. Action? Check. Humor? Check. Correct grammar? Most of the time. A devilishly handsome main character accompanied by a brand new cast of original characters? Check. Fourth wall? What fourth wall? What's up, people? My name is Rocky, and this is my story. You could either choose to read it, or pass up on probably the greatest story of all time. Who doesn't want to see me be a badass? My author does a pretty good job at making me look like one, too... Well, most of the time. [Sword Art Online is property of Reki Kawahara. However, all of my original characters and original plot belong to me.]

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA