Kathleen Rella is no stranger to insults. From the day Abby and her older brother were born, Kathleen promised. Abby is so good that she hangs on the wall outside of the New World in Africa and finally finds the family and life she longs for. an au where Cat's name is Kathleen, Elle is Hele McMemer the tortoise, and Elle calls Jess about 6 different unpronounceable names and then Jess just gets omitted from the storyline. Oh, and Ryan forgets Heathers even exists.