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Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)
Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)
Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.
Alexandra, a human living in a pack of werewolves. When she turns 18, she is rejected by her mate for her sister. The pain was unbearable so, she ran away from the pack as she can't see her mate and her sister love each other. Then she meets her biological family and shifts into her wolf. She was having a wonderful ti...
When Franny learns why former popular boy Tyler fell from grace, she gets thrown head-first into his dangerous world but also closer to his timid heart. ***** Eighteen-year-old Tyler Madden used to have everything. He was captain of the football tea...
#01 in vampire [10.07.2017] #01 in fantasyfiction [14.03.2021] #2 in Prestige awards #03 in thriller [28.05.2018] #02 in romance [04.10.2018] I can sense him, I can smell him.He comes here every night but I am scared to face him. Who is he? what does he want ? I sense him coming closer to my bed. I held my breath...
Bella King, a Luna werewolf of a powerful pack has to overcome the emotional and magical challenges imposed by her own Alpha whom she had loved since young. When a Lycan Commander found out that she is his fated mate, she needs to make sure she reaches her goal - to be a warrior and contribute - while figuring things...
Bree Somers is your basic werewolf. White in color, gets rejected by her mate (hint hint it's the alpha) but what separates her story from the rest is what happens when she starts to know more about herself and her abilities. (UNEDITED)
"I'm your dog!" The guy yelled. I froze and looked at the man with disbelief. Did he really just suggest he was my dog? "What?" "I-I'm your... d-dog." He mumbled this time. --- When 23 year old Annabelle feels like she's getting lonely in her apartment, her sister's advises her to get a dog. After a week of thinki...
18+ ❝ I'm a man of great restraint but seeing you like this is pushing the boundaries of my self control, so bad that I might just pin you against this wall and fuck the life right out of you. ❞ ******* San Francisco royalty, Killian Fobster is an egotistical, manipulative asshole who will rather fuck an octopus on li...
I was rejected by my family, the pack members and my mate because I couldn't shift. On the day of my sister and mate's mating ceremony, My wolf, or should I say my beast came to me. I was determined and finally decided to run away from the Rosemoon pack, my former home. But my journey wasn't an easy one; Finding anot...
(𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞🔞) Three mates. One destiny. A world on the brink of destruction. At 27, Riley thought she knew who she was-one of the UK's top security experts with a past she refused to let define her. Raised by devoted adoptive parents, she's blindsided when her long-lost brother reappea...
*cringe warning* Jason is the Future Alpha King, he's waiting to turn 18 so he can finally step on the throne. However a sudden attack at the castle makes him become the King of the Werewolf World a bit sooner than expected. Jason has now to deal with his own Kingdom and his recently found mate, the mysterious new gi...
She was born with the power to control the universe at her fingertips. An immortal deity carved from the stars, she spent centuries watching over the werewolf domain and granting their divine prayers. However, she doesn't remember any of her past life. Because her name is Maddy Aster, a full-blooded, painfully average...
(Complete) **A MATURE FANTASY** Book #1 in the Elemental Heir Series. Now published and available in PAPERBACK and KINDLE on AMAZON!! 🤍 "Your ready wit never fails to surprise and delight me, Brenya." He murmured, his lips only inches from my own. I blinked, my lips parting, as his heady scent encircled me. He licke...
NOW UPDATING ON KINDLE VELLA ONLY ~ Physical copies will be available for purchase once completed. **A MATURE FANTASY** Book #2 in the Elemental Heir Series. ******* "How long had it been? A month? Six? A year? More than a year? I didn't know. Couldn't say with confidence how long it had been since I had actually s...
When a night of fun leads to being thrust into a reality deemed mythical, Kaitlyn has no choice but to buckle up and enjoy the ride, especially when a man claims to be the father of the child she's carrying. *** Imagine waking up abandoned in a hotel bedroom, the smell of sex loitering the air and bare as the day you...
In the midst of a war between vampires, werewolves, and humans not only is Kira gaining powers she doesn't understand, have rouges chasing after her, but she's also fallen in love with an irrational vampire leader who seems to be bipolar about his feelings for her. She already thought she might be crazy when she reali...
Dorinda finally happy. She has Lucas and she's getting married. Life going great for her. She has her vampire best friend, Kayla, as her maid of honor. Her werewolf best friend, Cain, is in training to become a guarding or an Alpha to a pack the Rebels changed. And she has Lucas, her vampire fiance who she can't wait...
"I swear nothing happened" I tried not to moan "I warned you Allison that you are mine that no one should touch you the way I want to touch you that no one should see you the way I want to see you " she husked as she plunged two of her fingers inside of me My head hang back in pleasure as I tried to contain my moans...
Limited Time: 40% off February Sale Alert! Save big, now until February 25th! *** Dirty Lying Dragons is now published as a Hardback, and E-book with W by Wattpad Books! ***** Dani, a coven-less witch, is captured by Ryker, a shifter bounty hunter. W...
I was sure the worst thing to ever happen to me would be being kidnapped, and sure, that was pretty bad. However, what was worse was being kidnapped, held captive for years, and then being auctioned off to the highest bidder. I thought maybe I had caught a little break when I found out that me and five other girls we...
*completed NOW A PUBLISHED NOVEL!* An ancient Cursed bloodline, a world-crossed romance, tyrant kings, a princess with dragon wings, a forbidden love affair, and a sorcerer meant to reign in chaos... this is the Redemption Saga. Bride of Alvar What if your entire life your mother declared you're destined to wed a king...
Charlie; a little girl who desperately needed catching. Leo, Oscar and Atlas; her three older brothers who awaited with open arms. ~ Five year old Charlie's life gets turned upside down by the sudden passing of her beloved mother. The little girl is sent to live with her three older brothers, having not seen nor spoke...
sequel to the unwanted twin. set almost immediately after book 1 Nothing is the same anymore. Emilia is broken. She needs saving but she is drowning. the pain, the fear, everything that has happened recently is killing her slowly. can she be saved? Who will be the one to save her? Can she move on and have the life s...
Katherine Jane, a simple and sweet loving girl. Everybody loves her....No. Nobody loves her. She always thought that if she gives love to everyone, everyone will love her. But she couldn't understand the harsh reality of the world. She was depressed and alone. Not to mention the constant verbal abuse from her mother...
After the Lycan overtake of the government, many things changed for humans. This includes Paige White, who because of being human, is mistreated, beaten up, and forced to live in the slum area, a specific area made for the lowest race in the current world; Homo sapiens. After having turned 16, she is forced to attend...
***Sequel to 'Roses for Rachel'*** Everything has changed, and the stakes are twice as high. Rachel's story continues.....
"Smoking is bad, you know." The placid voice speaks up from the distant dark corner, nothing to see but a tall silhouette and an orange glow of a cigarette cherry. "It's the least of my problems," I murmur with my own between my lips, proceeding to feel the stagnant debris valley my throat when I suck delicately. He...