"White Boy Carl was long gone, but a big booty still made me weak in the knees (and hard a little further up)." | Carl Gallagher, recently home after graduating from military school, has a strong physical attraction to a new neighborhood girl. Little does he know the feeling is mutual. *Mature content.*

maybe he won't even notice me. this book was made in 2017. it's now 2022 and i'm FINALLY going to re-write the story. so no more 'yeppers' and no more 'babygirl.' hope you all enjoy, and if you haven't read the book yet, that's probably a good thing.

••• I don't want your body but i hate to think about you with somebody else ••• If I had to pinpoint the exact moment when my ordinary life turned into the complete messy shit show that it is now, i would probably narrow it down to the time my best friend Carl Gallagher told me he had a girlfriend.

Just read it 🚫Warning🚫 Contains: Sexual themes Abuse Depression Mentions of insomnia