Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

It's exactly what it says in the title. I don't know why you clicked on this, but....enjoy??

barney x aot i guess lol

Please excuse all spelling mistakes i decided to write this on my phone mikey way, gerard way's brother has a boyfriend and they have been dating for a long time, gerard is very jelous and knows that he will die alone for he can't find anyone. but his life is turned all around when a new guy comes into his job, the sexiest hottest man, none other than barry bee benson. gerard doesn't think he will get with such a hot beast but tries anyways will gerard get with barry? do i wanna destroya myself off this earth after writing just this description?

Warning: If sex scenes aren't your cuppa tea, I suggest you skip the majority of Chapter Three/On the 3rd Cold Night, because I get pretty detailed in the smut department. Don't worry, no other sex scenes except that one. If your a fellow Greg, then you've probably heard of House of Gold. a fanfic about Drew and Danny falling in love, sleeping with the Paul Brother's, getting pregnant and getting married. Filled with twist, turns, a bad plot and some terrible grammar; House of Gold is a hilarious fuck-up of a Fanfiction. I decided to fix this, in my own way of course. I've kept some of the best bits (see m-preg and self-insert for details) but made it more me. Buckle in, because over the course of the exact same nine parts the original author had, I'm going to pack as much drama and spice as I can. Because I feel like matching, every single one of my chapters will have the same title as the original chapters. All rights to the original author for the base of the plot but I feel like I might have done it better. warnings: this contains m-preg (a man getting pregnant), some elegant swear words and enough drama to be a soap opera. {Circa 2019}

Look, man. I wrote this during lockdown because I was bored and had nothing else to do. Nowadays I write actual things that are much better quality. I won't be finishing this story, but it is fun to look back on and I do hope you at least get a laugh out of it. :)) -Eli

This story is a joke, so don't take it seriously. This shouldn't have taken as long as it did.

don't read it

remy x shrek x caillou x dora x arthur x barry b benson ff 😩🥵 NSFW collab with @OH_LAWD_HE_COMMIN