They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ first reached #1 in satire on july 27, 2026 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution.

(alternatively called: slow burn, second-hand embarrassment, and shenanigans) A girl made up of short fuses, clumsy feet and copious amounts of sarcasm has to team up with her irritatingly obnoxious neighbour in the name of love (also known as raging teenage hormones). Because in the grand scheme of things, what's a little deal with the devil? (Spoiler Alert: absolute chaos.) cover by xdemonsflowerx

The truth hurts. But lies, they hurt more. For what was once an ordinary life for Alicia, was now a strange, unrecognisable one. Her reality was a nightmare, inescapable. The world as she knew it was gone. The people she thought she knew so well, were now strangers. Her loved ones, now enemies. Everything has turned upside down. However in amongst the strangled darkness, she somehow discovers the light. But will the light last forever? Or will it just burn out, like everything else? ~ Book Cover made by @Fireheart101