"You are mine, little mate." His breath scorched her skin. His teeth grazed the softest part of her neck. And for one dangerous moment... she didn't want him to stop. ----- A bond forged in forbidden magic. A lie sealed with a touch. A mission that was never supposed to feel like this. Elysia was trained to bring Silas down - to get close, gain his trust, and destroy him. He was the enemy. The monster. The mark. Simple. Until a woman shows up claiming to be his true mate... and Elysia begins to question everything - including her own heart. What if the real danger was never Silas... but the feelings she swore she'd never have? In a world where love is a battlefield and trust is the deadliest weapon, Elysia must decide: complete the mission, or risk everything for an enemy she was never meant to love. The lie she built may have bound them together... but would it become what tears them apart?

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

(alternatively called: slow burn, second-hand embarrassment, and shenanigans) A girl made up of short fuses, clumsy feet and copious amounts of sarcasm has to team up with her irritatingly obnoxious neighbour in the name of love (also known as raging teenage hormones). Because in the grand scheme of things, what's a little deal with the devil? (Spoiler Alert: absolute chaos.) cover by xdemonsflowerx

The truth hurts. But lies, they hurt more. For what was once an ordinary life for Alicia, was now a strange, unrecognisable one. Her reality was a nightmare, inescapable. The world as she knew it was gone. The people she thought she knew so well, were now strangers. Her loved ones, now enemies. Everything has turned upside down. However in amongst the strangled darkness, she somehow discovers the light. But will the light last forever? Or will it just burn out, like everything else? ~ Book Cover made by @Fireheart101

"I don't love you, Alexandra. We may be bound by fate but you are nothing to me. You never have been-"his husky, cold, detached voice sent shivers of unadulterated fear down my spine; "and you never will be." Alexandra Grace was strong, uncommitted and unquestionably badass. So, when a man who looks like a dream, smells like heaven and sounds like silk, kidnaps her and then claims to be her soul-mate; it's safe to say that she puts up quite the fight. Xavier Rivera, on the other hand, is renowned for his lack of mercy, cold heart and harsh words. So, when this big, bad wolf finds his mate and steals the weak human away, he doesn't expect her to be his undoing. It doesn't take long for either of them to find that love, whether true or not, can really be quite dangerous.