(Based on the Spider-Man/Deadpool comic series by Joe Kelley) What if it was Peter Parker who showed up when the coven of witches tried to summon Wade's heartmate, instead of Spider-Man? In light of this new predicament, Wade has to overcome new feelings he has for both Spider-Man and Peter Parker. As he works to uncover the shady business lurking in Parker Industries, he has to ward of flirty attempts by Mr. Parker himself, and try to keep Spider-Man safe from his super evil, totally bad boss who is annoyingly attractive and probably out to take over the world. Wade's got his work cut out for him, that's for sure.

After months of working with Spider-Man, Wade Wilson realizes there are a lot more to the hero's powers than meets the eye... AKA The one where Wade notices that Spider-Man has been acting weirder and weirder, and the more he looks into it, the more he realizes that his not-so-normal partner in crime(fighting) is a lot stranger than he thought. (RATED MATURE FOR FUTURE SMUT)

"Now you listen to me." Spider-Man spoke. "Oh I can do more than that." Replied Deadpool. "I'm absolutely sick of you." "Comprehensible." "You're the embodiment of everything I despise." "Ouch." "And you're coming with me." Wade stared at the narrowed and empty white lenses in silence for a couple moments, he was definitely glaring at him. "...are you asking me out?" • Soulmate AU • DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of the characters mentioned here, all rights go to Marvel. And NO. This isn't MCU Spider-Man. WARNING: Contains explicit language.

One Topic and The Click, just fanfic, ;)

my life's a fucking joke anyway here's a uhhh soothouse fanfiction? theres no smut so if i get sued for defamation of character at least i can tell the court if was platonic

"Marriage should be honored by all, and the marriage bed kept pure, for God will judge the adulterer and all the sexually immoral." --- When you think of the past, and how America came to be, why do does bloodshed come to mind. Men with guns and scowls on their faces, with all of them having one thought in mind; to kill. Yet, why do you neglect the moments of love. To when a man from war returned to their spouse, to where kin embraced in cries of pure joy. Why do we forget? --- Alexander Hamilton. A stout man from Nevis who grew up around people of every kind. However, his past had never been something to be proud of. With being the son of a passed mother and bastard father, he was looked down upon. But, big minds have power, and his words persuaded others to pay for his trip to America; the new world. John Laurens. A brunette with a heart made of steal, and an eye for bravery. Growing up in a religious path, he was taught the rights and wrongs. With his father by his side, pointing out every mistake, his eye-lids were instead a sheet of sins, blocking everything bad in the world. But what if a man sees this love as disgusting, and wishes to tear it apart piece by piece? What if law and the Bible were burned right in front of their eyes? --- *Trigger Warning* - Suicide - Graphic Descriptions of War - Abusive Actions - Guns and Weaponry - Death - Sex - Religious beliefs (Christianity)

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Mcaighleigh Snifflecock is a transfer to hogwarts school for wizardry and witchness. She is so timid and week and feels so alone on her first day, and it gets worse when a tasty,delicious man called dracko Malfoy comes into her life. THIS IS A JOKE