Stan and Kyle are apart of a sexual rumour, unfortunately, they don't know who made it up. (I Originally posted on AO3, my user is DecapitatedUnicorn) Also the title is supposed to be like "Get a Room" but it's "Get a Rumour" lmfao The "P" on chapters indicates "P0rn/Smut" lol

IF YOU FIND THIS ANYWHERE BUT WATTPAD IT IS STOLEN! Stan and Kyle have been best friends since forever. Or that's what everyone says 'cause nobody remembers exactly when the two boys became inseparable. Though their sophomore year is getting close to an end the chaos simply has no end. I mean... it's highschool... in South Park. Of course on top of that everyone has their own personal chaos to deal with too. Stan's dad died this month last year, Kyle has a crush on his best friend, Butters parents suck, Kenny's poor AND his parents suck, and then Cartman... well he's just an asshat. Even with such little time left in the school year a wild amount of drama can still occur. Kyle is just happy he has Stan and vice versa. I mean they'll always have each other... right? Nothing could separate them... surely. ... (!) TW for the following (!) Alcohol abuse Swearing Mention of suicide Mention of death Vomit (moderate) Homophobia Sexual Innuendos ... Hello! As you read this I want you to keep in mind that I'm a young writer and that this is fan fiction. I will try my best to have good grammar, spelling, etc. but mistakes happen. *cought cough* auto correct, typos, human error *cough cough* Just (politely) point out my mistake and I'll go back and fix it. Also they're all 15-16 in this book. This isn't following any sort of timeline for the show so also keep that in mind. Enjoy!

General Stan Marsh has been at war with the Elves for years. And after trying for so long, he gets a plan to go undercover. After realizing what he's been fighting, Stan is faced with a life-altering decision to either kill his lover or betray his family. ---------------------------- This story is set in a medieval time period. SHIPS: Style Bunny Creek -May add more later- COVER ART WAS NOT MADE BY ME Now Crossposted onto ao3 please enjoy 😊 #1 sp ? how? tf? 😁 #1 bunny ??? holy shit

Stan's dad is in jail, and his mom is selling the farm and moving them back to town. Stan doesn't know how to feel about going back to school and seeing his old friends. But then he runs into Kyle at Starks Pond and it's like no time has passed. Stan's happy to have his Super Best Friend back, but soon he starts to feel something more for Kyle. Something that might've always been there.... *Main characters are 16/17 *Warning:⚠️ mentions of self harm, abuse, and light sexual situations

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗞𝘆𝗹𝗲. 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝘄𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴..... .....𝗨𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝘁𝘂𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘆, 𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗺𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁... 🫧✨ ؂

The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan.

(Stan x Kyle) vampire AU. When both death reports and missing peoples cases start rising in South Park, suspicions are spreading like disease, and rumours are the number one talk. But what happens if someone new joins the class, someone who could have a reason for all these deaths? TWs before the chapter !!

Style story

While on a field trip, South Park High School's school bus skids on some ice and falls into the deep caves of the Colorado rockies. With no way out and the driver dead they lose all hope of every finding a way out or getting found. No food, No water, just all of the students are their own little tales as they all accept their death and begin to tell each other All Their Little Secrets.

Cartman and Cupid me have been watching Kyle and Stan for a long time. Taking note of the way they act around each other. Asking town residents what they think of the two, and they've come to the conclusion that they belong together. As much as Cartman wants this, all he can do is guide them in the right direction. It's up to them to make the first move. South park Style fanfic