Babys on fire

thank you to my friend Vea for helping me make these amazing pictures and making baby thanos!

JSchlatt breaks into your house and steals your toilet paper

I wrote this at 3AM lol

Tommy X Tubbo

Tubbo falls in love with Tommy and Tommy puts up with him

What you REALLY need to know about KOSA

The latest internet right has been the kosa. But it's nothing like what people are saying, People are just trying to cause a panic. And it's working. I recommend you guys read the bill itself. That's the most people aren't going to, I summed it up for you.

Peppa's not like other girls👉👈💁🐷💅|| A Peppa Pig X Caillou Story

A smexy love story👹 WARNING!:contains Peppa eating her own kind. Peppa's not like other girls and is wayy better than Adele and Beyonce but will Caillou like her?

my journal of me slowing cracking to insanity

i love going back and comenting on my own shit so if you see comments randomly placed on things in here its probably me bullying myself lmao

Little Wendy Needs To Sleep: A $3 Breakfast Bedtime Story

Little Wendy was ready to go off to dreamland. She got into her warm square bed but her mind went round and round and sleep was nowhere to be found. What she really needed was the perfect sound. Join little Wendy as she embarks on a journey to find the most soothing sound to help her sleep. And you'll never guess wher...

a new home || sleepyboisinc

COMPLETED!! If anyone is uncomfortable with this it will be taken down immediately

How I Met Your Mumza

Based on this tweet from @simpingboisinc on Twitter: "au where techno is mumza's son, Wilbur is Phil's son. They are doppelgangers. Then at an airport one day, Phil accidentally takes techno and mumza takes Wilbur. They don't notice until the planes take off. So they get each other's numbers from their sons and agree...

Don't tell Anyone - Quackbur

Quackity and Wilbur always seen fighting, arguing, insulting each other. But they don't do it because they hate each other, no, they do it as a cover up. The two have been keeping a secret that they are actually together, but as things start building up, being secret lovers is the least of their problems. ...

DreamSMP Age Regression ; Iconic Collabs Edition

Agere DSMP Oneshots, but they're solely Collabs with @Withering_Orchids ! There's not much else to explain. DNI IF NSFW or Anti-Agere! You aren't welcomed in this book, shoo. NO REQUESTS! We only accept people asking for part 2s, other than that enjoy! "

Cat Saves Dog {DSMP}

Neko's. Cat people. Many think them to be lazy, dumb, and not very helpful. But they were coveted for their beauty and grace. Inu's. Dog people. Bold, loyal, sometimes loud or aggressive. Humans loved Inu's for their fierce protective nature, often using them as personal bodyguards. Humans once treated them like prope...

Withered ~ SBI Oneshot

Sleepy Bois Inc. are interning as archeologists. So they're like assistants on a dig site rediscovering old ruins from long-dead civilizations: broken buildings, dry pottery, cracked art, ruins of culture.... and people. They dig up a weird thing and almost die :D _____________ It's not shipping, calm yourselves >_...

Your everyday average family (Sleepy Bois AU)

"Just Wilbur.. again." Tommy said, "I miss the old him." "He's just being him you know, the second anything slightly inconvenient happens he destroys his life..." P.S: This is not affiliated with 'Home?', the books are based in two completely Au's and have nothing to do with eachother!

ten reasons why Vaccines cause Autism

(That's my boyfriend on the cover ;) )

How to Sex 2

keeping track of every page seen (that i know of) from How to Sex 2 by TommyInnit.

Dream SMP sickfics

Just some oneshots of the Dsmp members being sick, super fluffy most of the times :) I'm a big fan of sickfics but I haven't seen any done of the Dsmp so I decided to write one myself!

[discontinued] Golden Days (Sleepy Bois Inc+ fic)

DISCONTINUED Sleepy Bois Inc+ Tubbo Fanfic This is just your casual fanfic about the sleepy bois (and Tubbo) inc * * * In a sudden turn if events, right around the corner of winter, Philza finds himself the savor of four children, all who seem to have come from dangerous or neglectful households. Remembering h...

Let Us Adore You

"Why?" Tommy sobbed, fingers clinging to the fabric of Philza's suit. Fat globs of tears fell down his cheeks and dripped onto his neck as he was forced down on the couch. "I don't want to be turned, please!" he cried, only for his words to be ignored as he was hoisted onto Philza's lap. Gentle fingers combed through...