The Onceler and the Lorax are coworkers and so far, hate each other. However, what fate has in store for them may just change that.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Shrek outs his and lord farquads relationship to the kingdom.

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

thanos smutt. for all my thanhoes. (I AM THE CREATOR OF THE THANHOE COMITTEE)

Follow the journey of love between Dave Seville, a lonely man who spends his time with evil chipmunks and Ian Hawke, world's best uncle. When the two are forced to work on an album for the Chipmunks all kinds of trouble arises. Can two lonely middle aged men find love between their hate?