This book is where I point out the things that I think is too cliche in books.

'Books are uniquely portable magic.' -Stephen King. So you want to write a book, huh? Looks like you've come to right place.

Part guide, part rant. Everything I've learned on writing, from Wattpad, experience, or how-to writing books. Leave requests on the second chapter :)

In which a teenage girl points out the most common clichés in Wattpad books. HR: #1 in rant

Because we all need help sometimes.

Admit it- we ALL judge a book by its cover. And that's okay! But it's a struggle to find the best picture, best font, and best colors, to actually make a perfect cover. By reading this guide, you'll find out how to make book covers (for beginners) by learning where to find pictures, what fonts and colors to use, how to lay out your cover, and what to include. This is a step by step guide, and most chapters include screenshots and images to help you learn. NOTE: This is EXTREMELY outdated and while tips and tricks are still correct, some info on apps and more will be outdated.

Just some tips on writing your novels or stories. I know how hard it can be to start, to create your characters and to keep track of your characters. I wrote this book with the hope that I can help at least one person. Enjoy it! Please note that not all of this is my own work and that most of it comes from the Internet.

Do you want to improve your writing skills? Do you want to write short stories, books, or even novels? Well, never fear! I've got the tips to make you a better writer!

My lovely Wattpad rant book, focusing on multiple Cliché and over used tropes with enough salt, pepper and olive oil to appease Gordon Ramsay. Ever reach a point in life when every werewolf/Vampire fic you read seems like the one you read earlier but with different characters? Or the lack of normal guys against the overwhelming number of bad boys and players on the planet known as Wattpad? Ever felt like ranting that how overused love triangles, gangs, mafias, billionaire, sci-fic dystopia tropes are? Or reading a book where the MC is described as a toad but is being played by Angelina Jolie or Shakira herself? Are you sick of it? So am I! In that case, Well, why not read this book? and rant in the comment section. For anything that may come across as being offensive..... I really really am not sorry over that since it's my opinion. :P Peace and salt cover credits: @floatyourself

The most annoying tropes used on Wattpad. They're not necessarily bad, but seriously, guys, have some creativity. ~~~ i originally wrote this when i was 12 so i'm currently rewriting it! some chapters may seem a little different to the others (writing style, humor, etc) so that's why :)