"ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ, ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs?" [voltron legendary defender au] [klance, shallura, ezorxacxa included] [1st zombie apocalypse, made back in march 2017] [1st place in voltron watty awards] [ sequel is up ] [written during s2-3 so not everything is the same]

3:01AM Pigeon: hey Wantsdeath666: why are you up? Pigeon: coz Wantsdeath666: ugh, whatever. Pigeon: why r u up? Wantsdeath666: Because Lance snores like hell Pigeon: lmao. Send vid? Wantsdeath666: Yes sure. Hold on. Wantsdeath666: *Video JPD* Pigeon: oh my god! Lmao I'm saving this and using it for blackmail later Wantsdeath666: Black mail? Pigeon: duh. I need some coffee FoodMaster: what s going on? Wantsdeath666: oh hey Hunk. We're talking about getting coffee FoodMaster: with a video of him sleeping? You did that ages ago, Pidge. Wantsdeath666: wait really? Pigeon: I'm vv sorry I like being able to have coffee and he's my ticket to bean town FoodMaster: ok whatever. Why are you guys up? Well, Pidge. Why are you up? Pigeon: coz LanceyLance: the bi has arrived Wantsdeath666: ah shit LanceyLance: not happy to talk to me? Pigeon: that's my cue to leave Pigeon: have fun sexting or whatever you do these days LanceyLance: wtf {Based on a beautiful video by Karina Farek "Dirty paws". Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy!!} {Warning: mentions of abuse and rape. Read with caution.} {Mentions of self harm.} {Um, lots of memes that are probably dead by the time you're reading this} {Quality angst} {Humour!} {No spoilers for any seasons.} {Under heavy editing.} {Sequel is up! 'Help'} |Edit: 7/1/18 15K?? Woah!!| |Edit: 20/1/18 17K?? What the fek| |Edit: 29/1/18 18K WHAT ARE-|

WHAT IF... the world was on the edge of being overrun by the dead, and you were one of its last survivors, and so is the love of your life. This is about Keith and Lance (Klance) being 2 out of 7 people alive in a zombie apocalypse. Keith, Lance, Pidge, Shiro, Hunk, Allura, and Coran must fight together and survive, only if they can work together, will they ALL survive. VOLTRON ZOMBIE APOCALYPES AU UPDATES RANDOM VOLTRON IS NOT MINE (but I wish it was)

⚠️⚠️STORY TAKEN DOWN PER AUTHOR'S REQUEST⚠️⚠️ when lance promises to bring his nonexistent boyfriend home to his homophobic family for christmas, keith reluctantly agrees to be lance's fake boyfriend over break in exchange for two months of lance doing his laundry. eventually, the two painfully oblivious space gays develop feelings for one another, and I cry every time I go to mcdonalds. chapter 45 is the most important chapter,,KICK ~ this was originally uploaded by Gibslythe on AO3 and taken down bc the fandom was being toxic trash so imma put it here for everyone to read I guess also I changed the last names in the story to the canon ones https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12645100/1/Dirty-Laundry