Prison. A unexpected place to make friends, let alone fall in love. Fate finds a way I suppose... Wilbur Soot, notorious for being the most dangerous serial killer of the decade, is finally caught after a major fuck up on one of his last killings before "retirement" and thrown into White Gardens Prison on a life sentence. One of the most high security prisons in the country. Johnathan Schlatt, a bank robber who had taken mutiple hostages and killed them in a huge heist, afterwards unexpectedly turning himself in. He said he felt no regret in the murders and enjoyed it. He requested to be put in a prison instead of a mental hospital, where he could possibly be released. He was given a life sentence in White Gardens Prison as well. White Gardens, a high security prison where no one escapes from and the prisoners get privilages as long as they behave. Cigerette privilages, book privlages, good food etc. It holds serial killers, drug dealers, murders, arsonists, and many other sorts of criminals.

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. . introducing you too badly written schlattbur smut . . expect grammar and spelling mistakes! . . . they watch tv n a sex scene turns them on #lol

Hello!! this is my art book! I made this so I can share some schlattbur art I have drawn stocked up because I can't stop thinking about them :)) might contain some lemon-y drawings! please do not shove this on anyone's faces especially the Cc's I am not shipping them in real life, I ship their personas that they show online and in Minecraft. If you don't like any of this, please just ignore. do not use my art without permission, do not repost aswell and if you know me irl no you don't Edit: some chapters might have confusing a/n because I organized them so some of the series are together so it's easier to read!

Ms. Roach Coach is here to provide! just gonna copy-paste my old description- might contain some lemon-y drawings! please do not shove this on anyone's faces especially the Cc's I am not shipping them in real life, I ship their personas that they show online and in Minecraft. If you don't like any of this, please just ignore. do not use my art without permission, do not repost aswell and if you know me irl no you don't

A group of 6 boys - Wilbur, Schlatt, Tommy, Ty, Technoblade and Connor - all work together in a small detective agency, venturing out and exploring to debunk and uncover hidden myths and legends. (They call themselves the "MCIA" - "Myths and Cases Investigation Agency"). One day, after Schlatt manages to find the River of Horrors - which was a legend they were trying to uncover for awhile - he calls Wilbur immediately to meet him. Meanwhile on the other boys end, they discover a plague roaming the world. And after the group pieces together all their discoveries and plans, they soon come to realise that the world may very well be in more danger than they think. [ cover designed by: me ]

Wilbur accidentally summons a demon and falls in undying love with it. (Also I don't ship the real people only the characters and there will be smut in this)

"Everyone who loves me can't stand me when I drink," Wilbur said and tried to force the bottle back Into Schlatt's hands. Schlatt nodded for a moment, then guided the bottle back to the brunette's hands. "I can't stand you when you're sober" That was that. He took the bottle with new resolved and from that day on Schlatt resigned himself to the most unlikely drinking partner possible. --- Aka: Schlatt and Wilbur unknowingly drag each other down. TW // Implied/Referenced Alcoholism, (brief) Illusions to suicide

if i ever write anymore, it's gonna be on ao3. the writing in this absolutely sucks so have fun reading i guess, i know you are here for the smut