this was originally a dare it got taken down so i'm reposting it sorry god

he fucks a fidger spinnit . (Book 1) Please tweet this to crankthatfrank. :). He needs this.

you ars surrOunDED by hot af countrys, what could possibly happen?!😳😳👀👀👀 this is a joke this is a joke please don't take this seriously please im just bored and not creative enough to make an actual story so yeah

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Shrek's heart is broken. But during a walk, he hears a lovely voice... Will he be able to love again?

A true love story, maybe

When I was 12, I wrote a smutty fic of Jack Skellington and Slenderman. Finding this hilarious, I decided to make a new version for the sake of satire and comedy. Anyways, this is the product of current me (Febuary 9th, 2020, Sunday afternoon) making fun of something I did in 2015.

Captured at a young age, Crusher and Pickle are forced to stay in the surface until help arrived to take them back home to their underwater home.

When Jeff the Killer finds himself murdering a professor, he discovers his multiverse portal, which allows him to travel the multiverse. While stepping on the platform, he discoveres he's suddently in a green field, with a big grass dome in the background... There he will find that killing everyone you meet, leaves you lonely in the end.. Will he give up his stabby ways, and finally find true love? Or will he kill every tubby he meets? INCOMPLETE

Everything was falling perfectly into place for (Y/N), the new fish in town. Bikini Bottom was the perfect place for her, especially when a certain squid was her neighbor. But nothing is as perfect as it seems.