Santa Claus X Reader (NSFL)
Don't read this. Trust me, you'll regret it.
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the milk fic....but it's jesusxjudas
this was originally a dare it got taken down so i'm reposting it sorry god
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Sex Sent Me To The ER: Brendon Urie x Fidget Spinner
he fucks a fidger spinnit . (Book 1) Please tweet this to crankthatfrank. :). He needs this.
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countryhumans x reader (SMUT)😳😳😳😳
you ars surrOunDED by hot af countrys, what could possibly happen?!😳😳👀👀👀 this is a joke this is a joke please don't take this seriously please im just bored and not creative enough to make an actual story so yeah
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Shrek x Frog
Shrek's heart is broken. But during a walk, he hears a lovely voice... Will he be able to love again?
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𝔰𝔨𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔰
When I was 12, I wrote a smutty fic of Jack Skellington and Slenderman. Finding this hilarious, I decided to make a new version for the sake of satire and comedy. Anyways, this is the product of current me (Febuary 9th, 2020, Sunday afternoon) making fun of something I did in 2015.
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Fins And Tentacles
Captured at a young age, Crusher and Pickle are forced to stay in the surface until help arrived to take them back home to their underwater home.
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Jeff the Killer x Tinky-Winky
When Jeff the Killer finds himself murdering a professor, he discovers his multiverse portal, which allows him to travel the multiverse. While stepping on the platform, he discoveres he's suddently in a green field, with a big grass dome in the background... There he will find that killing everyone you meet, leaves yo...
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Tentacles Entangled (Squidward x Reader)
Everything was falling perfectly into place for (Y/N), the new fish in town. Bikini Bottom was the perfect place for her, especially when a certain squid was her neighbor. But nothing is as perfect as it seems.
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Why Megamind Is An UwU Boy
These are the many reasons that I believe megamind could be considered an UwU boy.
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Dreamnotfound mpreg
Goerg is pregnant. OH NO! What will happen to the love child?! Read to find out! Dream not found impreg! edited by jim (35) #1 in #cracktakenseriously 2/22/21
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Forbidden Love (Obama x Romney)
An economical love that is strictly forbidden; Barack and Mitt fight to finally be together.
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Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy
He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I k...
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Shronkey ( Shrek x Donkey)
This is a true story of Two Lovers and the difficulties they face so they can get their very own Happily ever after.
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America High school Obama x Trump (smut warning 🥵🥵)
🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll se...
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𝒢𝒾𝓋ℯ 𝓂ℯ 𝓎ℴ𝓊𝓇 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒷𝒷𝓎 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝓉𝓎(a squidward x spongebob fanfic)
yeah yeah ayo singing challenge if I win I get your windshield wipers
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among us smut
THIS IS HUST JOKES DONT ATTACK ME PLS also these aren't my characters . all credit goes to innersloth i jusy wrote this incredibly disyrurbing fic 👍🏻
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Biden x Trump
Biden x Trump ship 😉😉😈 Smut very much smut If you couldn't notice, this is a joke 😓🤔
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Tim X moby
I have no clue what I am doing really ~~~ THIS IS A JOKE. Don't take any of this seriously
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Thomas the Tank Engine x Angelina Ballerina:- love isn't easy.
Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?
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Together Forever (Shrek x Pepe)
Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...
