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Nine Stars

Sabi nila, pag nag bilang ka raw ng siyam na bituin sa loob ng siyam na araw at sinabi mo ang hiling mo, magkakatotoo raw ito. Ang hirap maniwala sa mga pamahiin na 'yan, pero wala naman masama kung susubukan 'di ba? Malay natin magkatotoo ang hiling ko na sana....magustuhan mo rin ako.

Take It or Leave It

Story of a girl who is obliged to choose between her family and her love. Who will she choose to save in life's great game? Her loved ones, or HER GREAT LOVE? Take It or Leave It Fantasy | Romance by pixieblaire

GIRLFRIEND FOR HIRE [ EPILOGUE ]

Epilogue. Ending ng Girlfriend for Hire! Syempre kung hindi mo pa nababasa ang GFFH wag mo munang basahin :)

MY BESTFRIEND'S PLAN

Pano kung malaman mo na pinlano lng pla ng bestfriend mo na paglapitin kayo??? Magagawa mo kayang magalit o magpasalamat sa kanyang mga ginawang plano??? CHAPTER ONE Hello,My name is Thania Marie Trio,16 years old matangkad,mabait ,matalino at maganda hahaxD,hindi naman kami masyadong mayaman kung baga nsa katamtaman...

EXO's XOXO: Hand in Hand

EXO's XOXO EXO's Hugs&Kisses It is a series of short stories involving the members of EXO,each with different story to tell. Two different set of stories written in English and Filipino. English: - Hand-in-Hand(D.O) - Love Through The Mirror(Luhan) - Butterfly Girl (Baekhyun) - Dance of Escape (Kai) - Behind 'Why?' (S...

A Young Boy's Love

WATCH TRAILER: He's the famous Zeke from Voiceless, Ethan from Beware of Frenemies and Dylan from What happens after a One Night stand. He's popular not only in Wattpad, but to the real world. A FICTIONAL lifestory of Jazz Jericho Lee also known as LEE JAE JIN of FT Island. Will he choose love over his dreams? Know hi...

Living Under The Same Roof (Way Back Into Love) Book 2

My name is Blake... I had an accident few months ago.. And after that accident I started having these dreams.. I always dream about this girl.. And I don't know who she is... But in my dreams I knew I love her.. But everytime I dream about her.. I couldn't see her face.. It's a blur.. Now I have questions in my mind...

Heartless (Published under Sizzle and MPress)

Elevators. Airplanes. Palaman ng Sandwich. Yung feeling na papunta ka pa lang at excited ka pa lang sa pupuntahan mo. Yung feeling na palapit pa lang yung birthday mo. Yung feeling na palapit pa ang isa pang espesyal na araw. Yung feeling na ilang oras na lang ay pasko na. Yung feeling na tatlong araw na lang simula n...

My Husband is a Mafia Boss (Season 2)

Marriage is normally one's happily ever after in the movies, but for Aemie Ferrer-Roswell, it's just the start of a seemingly unending adventure. Can this sweet Barbie-loving airhead continue to survive the life of being wife to a Mafia boss? *** Many things changed after Aemie Ferrer became Ezekiel Roswell's wife. Wi...

[GFFH Book 2] : OFFICIALLY HIS GIRLFRIEND

COMPLETED I NO SOFT COPY I Book two ng Girlfriend for Hire ^__^

Mr. Maniac meets Ms. Pervert (PUBLISHED)

Aragon Series #2 : What will happen if Mr. Maniac John Dale Aragon meets Ms. Pervert Natasha Feddiengfield ?

Hot And Cold [Completed]

X10 Series: Dustin Lloyd Jimenez Side story of Accidentally Inlove With A Gangster. [[Story of Chloe and Dustin of X10]] Who will fall inlove easily? Ms. Hot or Mr. Cold? TV5's Wattpad Presents: Hot And Cold [Mini Series (May 18-22, 2015)] - Ella Cruz as Chloe - Bret Jackson as Dustin - Keann Johnson as Warren May 18...

Angel in Disguise

Once upon a time, I am the biggest jerk in the world, until I met this crazy little angel, and everything turns upside down.

Gangster Academy [onhold]

~status no specific time of UDing~ Do you want your simple life turn to a living hell? Enroll now at Gangster Academy =) Book Cover-AicirtapEmiaj

Marrying Mr. Arrogant (PUBLISHED)

[PUBLISHED UNDER SUMMIT MEDIA] Love. Sacrifice. Forgiveness. Although Andrea Vianca seems like a typical girl at Southern Yale University, she doesn't quite fit in. Hindi naman kasi siya anak-mayaman tulad ng halos lahat ng estudyanteng nag-aaral sa unibersidad. Sa katunayan ay ulila na siya. Pero dahil sa...

Mapapansin Kaya (Alegria Boys #2) (Published under Pop Fiction, and MPress)

Ilang beses ba nating tinanong ang sarili natin kung mapapansin ba tayo ng mga taong mahal natin? Ilang beses ka ba magtatanong sa buong buhay mo? At ano sa tingin mo ang magiging sagot? "Mapapansin kaya ako? Ang pag-ibig ko? Ang katauhan ko? Mapapansin Kaya?" Paano kung hindi? Paano kung oo? Magkaiba ba ang gagawin m...

MPMMN 3: Together Forever

MR. POPULAR MEETS MISS NOBODY PART 3 LIFE AFTER MARRIAGE ♥ MPMMN 3: Together Forever Copyright © Pinkyjhewelii, 2014

GIRLFRIEND FOR HIRE.

(Completed) | No Soft Copy | My name is Nami Shanaia San Jose. And this... is my-- our story.

My Husband is a Mafia Boss

Si Girl - may pagka-childish, slowpoke, exaggerated mag-isip, accident prone, sweet, mabait, super friendly, hindi nauubusan ng energy, positive thinker pag dating sa mga problema. Si Guy - mature, seryoso, hindi ngumingiti, bossy, masungit, snob, magaling mag-handle ng mga bagay, a perfect decision maker, hindi nakik...

What Happens After A One Night Stand? (WHAAONS) COMPLETED!

He's the hottest superstar of his generation. She's a commoner and was just starting her writing career. What'll happen if fate interfere in their lives and make their once simple lives complicated? Or to put it simply, What Happens After a One Night Stand?

Playboy's Girl

(Informally written and not yet edited.) Book Zero/Prequel of Playboy's Baby. • 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗗 ┊ 𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗗: 𝟮𝟬𝟭𝟯 - 𝟮𝟬𝟭𝟰 •

MPMMN 2: Still In Love

│PUBLISHED│ Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you, but you meant nothing to him. MPMMN 2: Still In Love Original Story by Pinkyjhewelii Copyright © 2013

The Playboy's Girl (COMPLETED)

*Edited version is now available at Booklat.com.ph* Is the saying "First Love Never Dies" true? We can say yes, but we can also say no. It's not about how you fell in love at first but it's about how you will fall in love forever. This story will tell you which is greater between first love and true love. [Filipino St...

MEET RAVEN BLACK (Published under LIBPC) Available in bookstores nationwide :)

PUBLISHED UNDER LIBPC. Divided into four books dahil sa kahabaan hehehhe already available in bookstores nationwide. But mas madali syang mahanap sa PRECIOUS PAGES CORP. STORE :) THANK YOU :) RAVEN BLACK is the leader of the famous group--"BLACK BROTHERS." Black Brothers is composed of five members namely: Raven Black...

I Have a Crazy Real-ationship [C O M P L E T E D]

Sa long distance relationship, may chance na ma develop ka sa iba, pero tandaan: “di ka ma dedevelop sa iba, kung pipigilan mo dahil: Mahal mo ang ka relasyon mo, at may konsensya ka. LOVE DOESN’T MEAN - dapat ganito ka - dapat ganyan ka - gusto ko ganito ka - gusto ko ganyan ka LOVE SHOULD MEAN - kahit ganyan k...

Every Beast Needs A Beauty (GLS#1)(Published under Pop Fiction, and MPress)

Bata pa lang ay namulat na si Sunny na tatlong bagay lang ang kailangan niya sa buhay: bahay, pera, at pamilya. Namuhay siyang mahirap sa loob ng labing siyam na taon at ngayong bente na siya ay hindi iyon nagbago. Ang tanging nag bago lang siguro sa kanya ngayon ay ang pagkawala ng kanyang katuwang sa buhay: ang kany...