"¿Por qué cuando las parejas crean una nueva vida humana, es 'hermoso' y 'milagroso', pero cuando yo hago tres caníbales desquiciadas con moscas en mi sótano es 'un crimen contra la naturaleza' y 'moralmente aborrecible'?" -Lady Alcina Dimitrescu, probablemente. ..... Bienvenidos a este libro de Incorrect Quotes! Donde la familia de Jerarcas de Madre Miranda se pasan haciendo pendejadas. [✔]Personajes de Resident Evil Village. [✔]Intento de comedia. [✔]Ninguna incorrect quote es mía, son sacadas de tumblr [✔]Imagen de portada: bulbonictrap (tumblr)

Les presento un montón de comics e imágenes de los personajes de Resident Evil Village de la mano de un montón de artistas muy talentosos que no soy yo :) Imagen de portada: vhenan_virabelasan en IG

Madre Miranda tiene clara su misión y propósito en la vida, es recuperar a su hija Eva a como de lugar, dan igual los métodos o el sufrimiento que tenga que causar, eso incluye mentir, y asesinar. Pero, ¿Qué pasa cuando su misión es hacerse pasar por la esposa de un buen hombre como lo es Ethan Winters?, ¿Cómo ella puede responder a su amor incondicional, sus caricias y sus palabras cargadas de dulzura? Al final, ella es solo una usurpadora. . . . . . . Si, Village me dejó un poco marcado emocionalmente ( Ethan Winters es definitivamente mi prota favorito y entra en mi top, me alegro que Village lo hiciera aún más grande ) pero a lo largo del tiempo, y no me pregunten cómo, terminé haciendo un ship con él, y nuestra querida madre Miranda Xd Ya había hecho esta historia en otro sitio, un amigo me motivó a publicarla aquí. No sin antes dejar en algo claro ( válgame la redundancia) los sucesos de este fic toman lugar unos días antes de que Chris balaceara a Miranda enfrente de Ethan. Él confronta a Mia ( Miranda ) sobre por qué ha cambiado. En cambio Miranda... No sabe como tomar el amor de Ethan. En el juego se me hizo una pendejada que Miranda se quedara más tiempo si se supone que pudo tomar a Rose desde el primer momento... Pero bueno, aquí pongo mi cuchara para hacer algo al respecto con ese hueco. No te lo tomes como algo canónico. En fin, ¡Disfruten! XD

These won't be uploaded daily, weekly, or monthly. They are created only with free time and inspiration. Thank you for reading. My other book is also published and finished: Donna Beneviento x Reader.

(Donna Beneviento x Female Reader ON HOLD) The Megamycete, The Mold, The Cadou all in one person. Before The E-Series, Eveline, Y/n already had the mold in her as well as the Cadou and the Megamycete and Y/n being born in a village of madness and shadows, it's no surprise that Y/n was experimented on but not by Miranda. A mad man who was obsessed with Miranda, fused the Cadou and the Megamycete Into Y/n and over time the mold formed in her making all three were perfectly balanced with in Y/n. Over the years Y/n lived in shadows until she met Chris a year before the events of Eveline. Now that Eveline is dead, Y/n was very valuable to the BSAA and she was tracked and monitored by them at all times. Y/n was even accompanied by one of the BSAA soldiers. With no desire to go back to her home, Y/n finds herself going back to the village because of a certain mad man whom has been erased from Y/n's memories.

This is a mature, 18+ Alcina Dimitrescu X female reader fanfiction! You are a scullery maid at castle dimitrescu, until one day Lady Dimitrescu discovers she has developed a taste for your blood. Now living with Lady Dimitrescu as her personal pet, you try to navigate not only the mysteries of Alcina, but your strange, unexplainable feelings for her as well. CW for general vampire horror, blood, gore and a ton of kinky vampire sex!

these aren't mine!! credits to the owners of course <3 lady dimitrescu, Karl heisenberg, etc

Hi guys! So this is an alternate universe which means the plot is a bit different overall. It is Donna x maid. I also should probably add that there will be explicit content i.e. sex, cursing, all of that stuff. Just thought I'd put that out there! I own none of this franchise, I just really fell head over heels for this woman and could not help myself! I hope you all enjoy!

This is a resident evil village fanfiction of lady d and her daughters. I have no idea we're this is going anymore 😩 enjoy. This is for mature audiences as well loves :) u also all need horny jail

Series of one shots about the four lords ! So include : -Lady Dimitrescu -Bella -Cassandra -Daniella -Donna Benevento/Miss Angie -Salvatore Moreau -Karl Heisenberg All one shots will be gender-free so I will include all pronouns and different nicknames to suit everyone. Some one shots will have female/male reader and it will be precised ^^. And of course if there's sensitive subject it will be precised as well. Request are open !!