If you can't tell this is satire don't come at me. TW: swearing, mentions of 2012 Lorax. This was written by me and my friend at 2 am. hope you enjoy.

Onceler x Reader, Greedler x Reader, Jojo x Reader, Ted x Reader, ECT. I hope you enjoy these one-shots. My writing gets better as the one-shots go on. So slow updates.

When the Onceler falls in love with a tree. holy how does this have 2k reads I literally did not even try with this and- THANKS THO - FINISHED If my mom read this she would send me straight to the mental institution.

Watch this Polyamerous relationship grow with many delicious men 😈 😩 (Its yaoi)

Change starts to become normalized when The Onceler comes to town; but will it be too much? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ started ~ 6/12/20 finished ~ 9/29/20 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Amazing cover by: @-cxlxstial #1 - emo - 8/11/23 #4 - zacefron - 12/06/21 #1 - lorax - 12/14/21 & 4/30/22 & 2/20/24 #3 - TheOnceler - 2/5/22 #3 - noodle - 6/2/23 #1 - lorax - 7/5/22 #2 - ynstories - 5/31/23

The Onceler, the man of your dreams, he was cute, funny and everything a young girl could dream of.

The Lorax sequel everyone's been demanding

It's about the life of the Lorax

An ePic lOvE sTorY aBoUt TwO sOuLmAtEs: GoRdOn RaMsAy AnD mR oHaRe. kInDa bUt nOt RlLy pOlAr OpPosItEs... this story is in my opinion 12+ due to words like damn and/or hell. Curse words will be in here but like as f-ing or butt/a** or female dog. rEaD WitH cAutIon.