Joke Time ;)

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Project: Hero

"You might be a killer, but I don't think you're a monster." The government has taken over the nation in a totalitarian state. But there are a select few who stand in its way. And that is those with the moon Tattoos. Each possesses a strange power and can be enhanced. The government on the other hand, want them wiped...

Don't Leave Me Hanging

There's a three year old girl named Rosalinda Rose Grande. Her life was perfect until she went into blood frenzy. Causing her to kill her parents, now she has no one. Three years later, she has been adopted but they really don't care about her. So she leaves the house and goes to a playground in the city. She plays wi...

Pregnant With My Mate's Baby, Too Bad I was Rejected

Star Smith was your smart, witty, anti-parting, type of girl. She enjoyed long walks in the forest and playing COD (Call Of Duty) with the boys in her pack. She was a tom boy who was friends with a girl who was the total opposite of her, Stacy. Stacy being the Party Girly girly she was dragged Star to a 21 and up par...

Why we don't throw apples at "Godly Men" and other Dreams from my sister

These are some of my sisters dreams that she has which she tells me. Some of them sort of creep me out, and then others make me laugh. I love the way shes always doing something that isn't always that smart, or has bizarre things to tell me, I listen, and then post them on here!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tips To Survive the Zombie/Undead Apocalypse

Ever get caught in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, but ended up dieing? Well, this guide will most likely not help you survive that unfortunate moment when you will probably die. This humorous guide will have you laughing with each tip and update!

Dude, You're A Girl!

Andy (Andrea) Ferguson joins an anonymous internet pen-pal site in search of someone to be there with her through a tough time. She immediately becomes friends with Alex (Alexander) Hannon. who is a sixteen year old like herself. After months of emailing, Alex invites Andy over to his house in LA... But there is just...

Secret Society (sample only)

There are creatures in this world that used to belong in myths, legends, dreams. They inhabit places known to them as Secret Societies. Churchill is one of those places, hidden away from human eyes, its home to Blaise. She has not had an easy life and it's about to get worse. War is brewing. A story that is not like...

The Kissing Booth [SAMPLE] - Coming to Netflix May 11

Meet Elle Evans. Pretty, popular - and never been kissed. Meet Noah Flynn. Badass, volatile - and a total player. And also Elle's best friend's older brother... When Elle decides to run a kissing booth for the school's Spring Carnival, she locks lips with Noah and her life is turned upside down. Her head says to keep...

Perks Of Being A Teenager

Stella Raine is your average teenager. With the lovey dovey love story of tripping over the guy she wants in a NYC H&M. Too bad the guy Stella wants is currently taken, by Barbie. Plus, Barbie isn't going to let anything happen between her guy and Stella. But maybe, with a little help from best friends, this love sto...

Being a Rockstar Sucks: Battle of the Bands

Jace and Serenity are finally together and even Adrian Lunic (Serenity's dad) accepts their relationship. However, love, loyalty and trust is tested in Battle of bands; where first place gets you international, second place bestows you a music video, record studio and money, third place gives you appeareances in talk...

Being a Rockstar Sucks

Jace is the lead singer to Silver Snakebites and he hates it. He used to love it, until girls began loving their looks and not their music. One night in a concert at Las Vegas he meets Serenity, a girl who treats him like crap and he loves it. Serenity is a senior in highschool and loves screamo. She ends up being...

Friendship for Dummies

"Being reunited with your childhood best friend after eight years apart? Sounds like a heart-warming story. Finding out that said best friend is now a complete jerk who's determined to make your life hell? Not so much." Georgie and Connor were once inseparable. Best friends from birth, they did everything together - w...

Daughter of Neptune (Percy Jackson fan-fic) - RE-EDITING!!

** I wrote this story before reading the next series of Percy Jackson, so don't hate...this is purely my imagination** Percy Jackson fan-fic with a twist... Arya is a powerful 14 year old demi-god. Her father is Neptune and her mother is Venus...and she was also blessed by the 12 Olympians Can she convince her wild, a...