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Fanboy Draco Malfoy Convinces Harry Potter to Marry Him! by rootin-tootin-sandy
Fanboy Draco Malfoy Convinces Harry Potter to Marry Him!
rootin-tootin-sandy
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Draco Malfoy was going to marry Harry Potter. It didn't matter that he was only eleven and had technically only met Harry Potter two months ago. He was a boy in love. Harry Potter was confused. No one liked him. He didn't have friends or even acquaintances but Draco Malfoy liked him so much he wanted to marry him! Can these two boys make it through their Hogwarts years without driving the whole school mad?
Like A Brother by Zoujiiuuu
Like A Brother
Zoujiiuuu
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What if after their world got destroyed OgChoi Han wakes up as OgCale's 'ghost' companion? Og Choi Han has been there since OgCale was a baby, taking care of him with Jour and Ron. He makes happy memories While also reminiscing his past as he sees his dead friends being alive and well again. Og Choi Han: this little cale is too cute, how can he be so violent and arrogant in the future? Jour dies- deruth being a coward- the new family just a year after his mother's death- relatives bullying said new family- cale being a trash to make his said new family look kind. Oh.. o(〃^▽^〃)o OgCale not seeing his Han-Hyung for nearly a year then Choi Han who just got out of his nightmare in Harris Village came to his view: Han-hyung!!! Choi Han whose depressed after his whole village is murdered. unconsciously hug the redhead: ????? Kim Roksoo not far away: this is not in the script? OgChoi Han, who is following Kim Roksoo: well at least this way little Cale won't be beaten up Ron and beacrox look at the said imaginary friend of their young master while holding their weapon: this man is dangerous. ..... This is actually my second fic, I made this second to 'Accompany before leaving' but I forgot about this lol. But since I don't want this rotting in my drafts I guess it's time to sail it out in the wild and let you all decide if I should continue this. CTTO: Yoo Ryeo Han (유려한) (April 9th of 2018) Trash of the Count's Family (백작가의 망나니가 되었다
𝕄𝕒𝕗𝕚𝕒'𝕤 𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕖 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤 by KitsuNaruto
𝕄𝕒𝕗𝕚𝕒'𝕤 𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕖 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤
KitsuNaruto
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KHR AU! Yaoi seme harem! Senju Naruto, son of Tsunade and Jiraiya, a blonde boy who is the target of two bullies. They use his kindness as his weakness and for fun. One day, a orange fox suddenly appeared and told him he's next in line to become boss of the Foglia family, the most powerful Mafia organization in Italy. What is his decision? Read to find out more♡
°˖✧♡ídσl lífє♡✧˖° by KitsuNaruto
°˖✧♡ídσl lífє♡✧˖°
KitsuNaruto
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Idol!AU Naruto's life is pretty normal. Mystery ability...? A homeschooled kid with delicate features. His normal life is turned upside down when he accidentally bump into a man who is a model and singer of a famous entertainment company. Read to find out more on Naruto's Idol life! (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
The Great Medic by DeathByShyKid
The Great Medic
DeathByShyKid
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"However, for those who master medical ninjutsu, these people are praised in the shinobi ranks for saving people's lives." No one could've known that those words that Iruka spoke during a lesson in the academy could have changed Naruto's life forever. Includes the following: family-like Team 7, Hiruzen Sarutobi being a good Hokage, the adventure of a lifetime, fluff, angst, humor, mild-gore, and realistic depictions of medical attributes and real-life medical knowledge. Medic!Naruto, Smart!Naruto, and Strong!Naruto. Pairing: Shikamaru X Naruto [Can also be read on Fanfiction.net and Archive of Our Own as well under the same name] Most Impressive Rankings: #155 'naruto' (out of 71.2K stories as of 1/2/2022) #1 'medic' (out of 1.8K stories as of 6/5/2021) And, yes, I am the creator of the cover art
How To Be A God (HIATUS) by NeonWritter
How To Be A God (HIATUS)
NeonWritter
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Part 2 of Play the goddesses Game if you want to read this read the first part first😊 or else you won't understand anything. the tittle basically sums it up😃 Followers Of Church Celestine The Cult Of Caleism Your Church Has Not Yet Falter It Shall Ascend To Its Formal Glory Once Again!! so stay tuned.. 😇 Main Characters; Cale Thames Kim Thames Barrow Thames the three Celestine's Of our dear church The Pretty, The Cute, and the Hot Continue
I just want to be a normal student! ⚔️ by jianyuu0
I just want to be a normal student! ⚔️
jianyuu0
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Kim Rok Soo, who is a very outstanding student in Crossroad Institute, suddenly asked his father, Deruth Henituse, G.T. Group's chairman to switch school in an excuse that he can't focus on class because too many people pay attention to him. Deruth, who spoils his son, decided to transfer him to Seoul's best school, Crossman Campus, in several conditions that one of those was for Kim Rok Soo to change his surname to his new family name. Before going to the new school, Kim Rok Soo, who is now Cale Henituse, ordered his butler, Hans, to check some informations on some popular students that he might need to avoid later in Crossman Campus. - .... Suddenly getting chilled after reading, Cale asked his butler quietly as if to confirm something. "Hans, what did my father say my class is again?" The butler replied brightly. "He said, you are to put in class A-2, young master!" As if an ominous feeling that he had felt earlier wasn't just a pass by, Cale sighed tiredly. "Haaaa.. crazy.." 'Most of the crazily popular students are in my class! ... I'd better write some plans to be still and not to stand out too much in front of those crazy students.' Brief tags: crack, fluff, wits, light angst, plot twists (too many), drama, etc. (non-romance) It's a slow starter, so I recommend to read until chapter 25 for in-depth plot line, or chapter 38 for a rather huge plot twist. P.S. the edition of the cover belongs to me. However, I do not own the art. It is basically taken from the original manhwa 'Lout/Trash of Count's Family' written by author Yoo Ryeo Han, and drawn officially by artist, Pan4-nim.
It Takes a Pen to Straighten Up B*st*rds by kaien_allioune_24
It Takes a Pen to Straighten Up B*st*rds
kaien_allioune_24
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He who guides and creates. Cale Henituse, the young trash teacher, is in charge of the most important section of his life. He'll have a crash curse to get these jerks straightened out for college. "You want slacker life?" his father, the schoolteacher, asked. "Then prove to me that you can have it. If you turn your student's life around in one school year, I'll let you have your slacker life. I won't push you to succeed me as headmaster." Cale smiles as he prepares to deliver a shittrash education to them.
Di kehidupan lain, mungkin ya. by Seionna
Di kehidupan lain, mungkin ya.
Seionna
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Soulmate tidak selalu memiliki akhir yang bahagia. Tapi mereka selalu mencari satu sama lain, di lain waktu, di dunia lain, bahkan tanpa menyadarinya, mereka mencari pelengkap mereka. Jika dalam satu kehidupan mereka tidak bisa bersama, mereka selalu bisa saling mencari di kehidupan berikutnya. Takdir memang tak terelakkan, belahan jiwa ditakdirkan untuk bertemu. Crossman Alberu Asli dan Cale Henituse Asli.
[BL] The Bride of Crown Prince (AlCale) by AeJin_
[BL] The Bride of Crown Prince (AlCale)
AeJin_
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[Lout of Count's Family Fanfiction] Setelah lama berduka, Cale Henituse mendapatkan kenangan tentang kehidupan sebelumnya. Rupanya dia telah bereinkarnasi dalam tubuh seorang bangsawan sampah. Tentu saja, itu adalah keberuntungan terbesar menjadi pewaris keluarga terkaya di Kerajaan Rowoon. Namun, bagaimana dia bisa menjalani kehidupannya yang tenang dan mimpi menjadi pemalasnya, ketika dia tahu bahwa dunia tempatnya tinggal tidak lain adalah sebuah buku yang pernah dibacanya [The Heart of a Hero] sedang Cale Henituse sendiri adalah antagonis yang selalu menentang jalan Putra Mahkota dan bahkan ironisnya jatuh cinta pada tunangan Putra Mahkota Alver Crossman. Sayangnya, sebagai Cale Henituse yang baru, dia tidak tertarik menghalangi jalan Putra Mahkota apalagi hingga menaruh hati ke tunangan orang lain. Itu sebabnya, dia mulai merangkai alur yang baru. Dibanding musuh, bukankah lebih baik menjadi teman Alver? Ulurkan tangan dan yakinkan sang Putra Mahkota bahwa dirinya bukan ancaman. Untuk berjaga-jaga, mari ambil pemeran laki-laki kedua yang malang dan buat pemeran kedua itu berada di pihaknya, bahkan jika Putra Mahkota ingin membunuhnya, dengan Choi Han sebagai ksatria terbaik di masa depan bersamanya, Cale Henituse yakin dia tidak akan pernah goyah. Satu demi satu rencana berjalan lancar. Akan tetapi, seiring waktu ketika segalanya harusnya telah tertata, Cale Henituse mulai merasa ada yang salah. Tunggu sebentar, kenapa Alver Crossman terus saja mengusiknya? Dan ada apa dengan senyum cerah yang membuat lehernya dingin itu? "Cale Henituse, bukannya kamu ingin jadi pemalas kaya? Aku bisa menjamin mimpimu." "... Tidak ada yang gratis di dunia ini bukan, Yang Mulia?" "Tentu saja. Aku bisa memenuhi keinginanmu, sebagai gantinya, kamu hanya perlu menghabiskan sisa hidupmu di sisiku." Cale Henituse yang selalu berpikir ia sudah menjadi sampah sempurna, berakhir mendapatkan lamaran dari istana. . Start: 15 Juni 2022 Volume 1 END: 22 Maret 2023 Volume 2: ?