He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

Judas x Jesus Jesus and Judas get heated.

Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

SHERK LOVE PEPPA BUT PEPPA NO LOVE SHerk :OOOOOOOOO PEPPA LOVE DORA GAAAASSSPPPPP

harry likes going on adventures with his fuckbuddy i mean bestie louis

In a world of cartoons, will one brave character be able to take fate into her own hands for the man she loves?

I'm sorry

It's Christmas Eve and papa Smurf's been invited to your home tonight. I'm so sorry

sinterklaas x daddy pig because why not don't cancel me