Table of Contents: Chapter 1: The Attention Wh*res Chapter 2: The Begger/ Deal Maker Chapter 3: The Relationship Seeker Chapter 4: The Hot Sh*tters Chapter 5: The Liars Part 1: Gender, Catfishes and Online Relationships Chapter 6: The Liars Part 1 *Bonus Chapter 7: The Over-Shares Part 1: Those That Complain and Self Pity Chapter 8: The "terrorist" Chapter 9: The Fancy Pants-ers Chapter 10: The Grammar Police and Nazi Chapter 11: The Augustus Water-ers-er...? Chapter 12: The Plagiaristic Poltergeist Chapter 13: The Judges Chapter 14: The Show-ers Not Grow-ers. ...and MANY more (hopefully)

"Why am I here?" I asked to no one in particular. I clutched at my gut as my stomach began to churn, something poisonous was rolling around inside me. I shook the room once again crying out as my wings fought for escape, they ripped through my flesh out of my back. It burned like hot lava flowing down my back. Both wings swallowed the confines of the small room. My left wing twitched as I could feel the tear in it. The pain was unbearable, being smashed into the earth was nothing compared to the tons of pain of an archangel's wing being severed. My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me? why art thou so far from helping me, and from the words of my roaring?