What if there were real unicorns in the world? What if pigs really could fly? What if cats really did have 9 lives? Comment what you would do!

Silly excuses you might give to your teacher, mom, etc.

This is my version of the rants other writers have done here on Wattpad. Concealed within this book are my opinions on the most irritating things Wattpadders do. I will be sarcastic. I will be blunt. I will be honest. If you think you might be offended, you have permission to stop reading at any time. You have been warned. And if you see yourself in any of these - don't feel bad. I, too, have done some of the things listed. Practically everyone has. Nobody's perfect, after all. I've noticed that this is half rant, half description of all the pet peeves in an organized fashion. And another half helpful tips to avoid these issues. Is that good or bad? I don't know, you can decide for yourself.