A loving story abou these two cracked out mfs having SEGGS!!!! Good seggs to. Butt seggs, mouth seggs, foot seggs, hand seggs, ALL THE SEGGS. So enjoy cuz this a SHITTY but funny fanfic.~;3

(THIS IS A JOKE I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE) Biden and Trump are both running for president, however trump and soon realize he's caught feelings for his own enemy. How did he catch feelings? He doesn't even know, he doesn't want to like him but somehow he does. He can't like Biden, he's in a relationship with pence! Imagine how poor pency the twink would feel if he knew what trump felt about his own enemy.

After trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

I deeply apologise for this book.

Nuria Daeva is a 17 year old girl with a traumatic past which she is yet to overcome. Shes been in America for 2 years now and she's struggling but finally learning to love herself again but it's hard when your learning to love someone else, too.

PROTECT✨🌈🙈HARRY😈PROTECT🌷😻HARRY💞😸PROTECT👁👁HARRY🤗🦋 this was written so long ago, this is no longer my humor & i apologize. /hj 😤🤘🏼